Ignorance is not a defense.

If you’re assigned to motorcade duty, I think it is your job to know Obama’s travel schedule, and keep the road clear. And if you tackle someone off their bike, you’d better follow procedure and give a citation, or you’re opening yourself up to a lot after the fact.

What if he is a suicide bomber with explosives strapped to his body? The cops had 10 seconds before the man reached the president vehicle.

Just remember, this is a conviction, the best case scenario the other 97% of victims do not ever come close to.

You can police every aspect of your speech, you can wear the right things, you can get all the degrees and expertise, you can write the most fucking eloquent and heartbreaking courtroom statement and still there are men who will not hear you because they just don’t listen to women.

I thought that as well, but that doesn’t excuse his behavior.

That’s why the job market is so good there. They can’t find people to work or live there because no one knows it exists. Everyone keeps going to the wrong city.

No one is saying they deserved to die. Everyone is saying that the actions of the girls directly caused their deaths. Not because of the inactions of the police.

It is still a bummer that everywhere it’s legal it’s still up to your workplace if it’s really legal.

Well, thanks to the Internet I'm now bored with sex.

Who gets home 3hrs before bed?

My wife once got an actual photograph of some guy’s boner slid under the apartment door. She and her roommate figured it was the creepy morning doorman of their building. She kept it because it was so comically large. Years later, I was trying to find a pen and I stumbled across it and she told me the story. This was…

This woman is a true hero. I should celebrate by sending her pictures of my genitals, right?

I’m just going to come right out and say that if you have the need to have a breathalyzer on your keychain, you may need to do a little introspection to determine if you have a problem with alcohol.

I’m just going to come right out and say that if you have the need to have a breathalyzer on your keychain, you may…

I don’t know the situation but I think you are reading a lot into this. It sounds like a frustrated mom dealing with a major transition period in the relationship. The rest is just projection. Eta: and to add, young people also have to learn to have a relationship as an adult with their parents. It’s usually a mutual…

Ah yes, we’ll have the Thunderbirds put on an airshow over Raqqa. That should do it. They’ll be so awestruck by our tight formation flying and ‘Rock You Like a Hurricane’ that they’ll drop their weapons and immediately rethink this whole Caliphate thing.

The day I lay face down on a hotel carpet, is the the day they find me dead. No other possible situation will have me putting my forehead to the ground. Nope. Nope. Nope.

I'm 73 years old right now. I have 4x last years in the bank. Haven't touched a dime since I retired at age 65. Wife and I are living off our SS income + a whopping $172 a month pension check. We still have money left at the end of the month. The key to retirement is, you must have NO debt, house paid off. I bought a…

This requires you to drink a lot of alcohol and get drunk and be hanging out with a bunch of alcoholics. Bartenders are focused on their job, serving drinks. They do not have any training on counseling prople with serious problems.