After careful review, I can tell you that was never a dunk, as he never had control of the ball. Turn over on downs.

Man, fuck fortune cookies. They don’t even have goddamn fortunes anymore, they’re just proverbs and shit now.

This is a better outcome than that other NFC East DE who reduced his digits from 10 to 9.

Dear all Pats fans who are coming to post the exact same whine,

My God, that transcript. ‘I ordered you to have a healthy relationship with your father’. THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS. THAT’S NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS.

Literally what

“I’ve spoken with Native Americans across this great country. Two, in particular, really resonated with me. Their names were Tibia and Fibula from the Snapcreek Nation, and they just shattered me with their enthusiasm for the name. Absolutely cracked me up.”

I’m a family law attorney, and my office has been up in arms about this all week.

Visiting hours didn’t begin until 4 PM and Tom Coughlin needed to get to bed

2) Leaving

Cosby immediately given honorary degree by Florida State

Well, it would only fail to be “fair market value” if there were more than 90 (30 x 3) players worthy of being paid that much. Contrary to what the Sacramento Kings would have you believe, there are not 90 players worth $14 million.

He was just standing his ground.

Still trying to figure out why you hate joy

The 2015-16 Clippers projected starting lineup:

She shot him. Read the post dingus.

The problem is not that she’s a white person leading an NAACP chapter. The problem is that she’s a white person who seemingly lied about being black and then headed an NAACP chapter.

“Hey, you’re black, right?”