I liked the play where Lebron gave him a straight shiver to the chest while backing him down and then Dre was called for the foul. That’s some sweet NBA right there.

The only strike against him:

This is childish, mean-spirited, and awesome.

This is the longest “WAHHHHHHHHHH” I’ve ever read.

Harden is still hitting 3’s in the offseason.

He started the night facing away from her, but then turned over 13 times.

When was the last time someone said this and meant it as a compliment?

He beat a fat piece of shit. Granted, a fat peace of shit that had the balls to get in the ring with this James Bond villain looking motherfucker. I don’t know what I’m supposed to take away from this.

That was the least erotic video involving a massive Dong and an equally massive pair of breasts that I’ve ever watched.

Nope, it is still easily Trout

Harper is a very good player and has had an amazing start to his season, but comparing anyone to Mike Trout at this point is just unfair to the other player.

The complete tattoo reads: Erring Hernandez, Lifetime Original Movie.

Would it have killed Kobe to include #lolknicks?

What racial slur? A dumb bunny is a stupid person.

What? That's sort of what you're supposed to do. Especially if you park on a hill.

I've had parking brakes fail more times than I've had transmissions slip out of gear while parked or cylinders push past compression. For this reason I do not trust a parking brake to hold the car as much as I trust compression to. Always both, IMO.

better add "without the parking brake set" because yes, anyone who parks a manual in gear with no brake is an idiot. But, it's only slightly better to park a car with the parking brake and leave it in neutral. Use both, always use both, unless you have a remote start system and that's extremely sketchy on manuals.

I don't trust the parking brake to hold the car on a hill. I ALWAYS leave it in gear. My car also requires the clutch be in before starting.

I'm pretty positive the Prius has an engine. That's why it makes that engine noise when you step on the go pedal.

Why do you hate potatoes at Lifehacker? Everytime you try to make a point about eating, you wind up putting potatoes on the bad side. However, potatoes aren't bad. Hell, even french fries aren't all that bad...if you eat a small. It's the supersize that's the problem and not because it's a french fry, but because of…