Nothing wrong with giving gravity a little help, amiright?*

Well, Fluker was definitely the one providing the upward push, but no, the LB wouldnt have actually left the ground if he wasnt pinned against the other lineman. And yes, simply allowing the LB to fall would have been the correct choice there. Good call.

Bunny: THANKS, OBAMAAAAAAAAaaaa....

I always wondered what happened to the lead singer from Living Colour.

Using Bayesian prediction models (controlling for field conditions, relative talent levels and interval lengths between opportunities), how long do you estimate it'll take you to ever score with a lady again after doing a live chat about soccer statistics on a blog?

Oh, you're right. I guess I've been so (rightfully) dismissive of the general value of a college degree that I've never even encountered a situation where I've even had to use the word or considered it (though I'd like to just say it was the "royal we" that my phone's autocomplete was leading me toward). You learn…

I think the word you're looking for is "alumnus" but hey, Iowa.

When your BAC would lead the National League in hitting, that's REALLY getting after it.

Wake up in the morning feelin' like Rick Stanzi,

Your move Mr. Kraft

[pictured] Early reports are he's going to use the 'Dr. Richard Kimble' defense.