Barely satirical, more along the lines of pointing out tired tropes ad nauseam with a horrible superiority complex the entire time, which ends up being more tiring than the tropes themselves.

TURF WAR!

Nothing wrong with giving gravity a little help, amiright?*

Well, Fluker was definitely the one providing the upward push, but no, the LB wouldnt have actually left the ground if he wasnt pinned against the other lineman. And yes, simply allowing the LB to fall would have been the correct choice there. Good call.

Bunny: THANKS, OBAMAAAAAAAAaaaa....

I always wondered what happened to the lead singer from Living Colour.

Nope. Waking with the sun can go fuck itself.

Using Bayesian prediction models (controlling for field conditions, relative talent levels and interval lengths between opportunities), how long do you estimate it'll take you to ever score with a lady again after doing a live chat about soccer statistics on a blog?

All the posters who keep saying "I don't understand Chromebooks / Chrome OS" clearly have never used one. I purchased the $249 Samsung Chromebook last Christmas for my girlfriend, and we both love it. It boots up in seconds, has long battery life, weighs next to nothing, is impervious to spyware / viruses, and…

Oh, you're right. I guess I've been so (rightfully) dismissive of the general value of a college degree that I've never even encountered a situation where I've even had to use the word or considered it (though I'd like to just say it was the "royal we" that my phone's autocomplete was leading me toward). You learn…

I think the word you're looking for is "alumnus" but hey, Iowa.

When your BAC would lead the National League in hitting, that's REALLY getting after it.

Wake up in the morning feelin' like Rick Stanzi,

It's sad that I read the title and though "accounts receivable visual"

Your move Mr. Kraft

[pictured] Early reports are he's going to use the 'Dr. Richard Kimble' defense.

6 I believe is suppose to be Los Angeles, buts not really LA. Its like the South Bay and Long Beach. Dow town and Hollywood and pretty much everything north of the 10 freeway are missing from the map.

Holy crap is this stupid. I can see putting the life-guard shacks and offices high up, but something as essentially needed and heavily used by the public as restroom being dangled in the air like that. Stupid. I'd love to see somebody in a wheelchair try to roll up that 16 miles of ramp to go take a leak.