its a fail safe for the party that probably will never be used

He is the worst at speaking words with his mouth in all the world.

Always gotta be a highlight truther in there somewhere.

After watching this GIF, it’s easy to conclude that Rich Old Guy Performatively Dressed In Casual Wear is your typical square who went and crapped all over what could have been a cool moment with his supreme awkwardness.

I don’t know, that looks pretty good by Kobe’s standards. He hit at least one out of five there.

Odd moment of bonding between my gf and I:

It was highly dysfunctional. A particularly harrowing episode gets re-told in Jonathan Brin-Adams’ “The Poison Oasis”, which for my money is the best sports writing of the year so far. The poisoned apple doesn’t fall far from the poisoned tree.

He got here fast, too. Base-stealing speed.

WELL IT COULD’VE BEEN AN INTEREST BEARING CHECKING ACCOUNT COME ON YOU DONT KNOW THE WHOLE STORY

If that’s true, he is financially retarded.

If your implication is that Alex Smith is the refrigerated mayo of professional athletes, I concur.

If you ask me, it’s pretty tasteless of that fan in the parking lot to reenact such a dark moment in Chiefs’ history.

Well, it may be a loss for the Panthers and Cam, but everyone knows it means absolute zero to Kelvin.

Depends on what age you believe bros actually become “adults”.

Your spelling and spacing are a little off, Tom.

DeSean Jackson (shoulder) did not speak to reporters as he left field after practice.

I’m pretty sure your only recourse at this point is getting your boss’ daughter pregnant and marrying her, forcing your boss to re hire you in order to support the grandbaby.

Del Rio’s got a bit of “Shooter” McGavin in him, no?