I believe it’s more like 10,001 votes (per the Paste article, each SuperDelegate = one delegate = 10,000 votes).

Golovkin is a stretch, but the real embarrassment for Floyd is he won’t fight Thurman, who is in Floyd’s weight class. Man, I’d pay to see that one...

What were his awful circumstances? Weren’t his dad and uncle successful fighters and trainers? Seriously, I don’t know anything about his not-yet-old-enough-to-beat-women years...

Yup.

That’s what the fork is for, you appeaser.

before hometown buffet ran out of chipped beef.

Nope. Stop lying about medical needs for special ordering. Boy who cried wolf and whatnot. You and people like my wife (who when she was off sugar would tell waiters that she was allergic to sugar which I think is impossible anyway but definitely embarrassing) are going to kill somebody who has a legit allergy but…

Plus 50 for calling cookies “weird and dumb and frequently gross, crumbly pieces of shit.” I nearly lol’d.

Hung was pretty damn good.

I believe that Kobe is 5-1 in Finals series but I’m also too lazy to look it up. Nope, just remembered the Karl Malone, Gary Payton finals against Detroit that I’d blocked out of my mind. 5-2 seems right.

Why is a tongue scraper better than brushing your tongue with your toothbrush? What do it do?

Why is a tongue scraper better than brushing your tongue with your toothbrush? What do it do?

“mechanic LEANED IN, twisted the key, and....”

Thanks. People seem to think it’s great so I will try it (just ordered a bottle). It may well be better, but Bullfrog works pretty good though...

Thanks. People seem to think it’s great so I will try it (just ordered a bottle). It may well be better, but…

Bullfrog is pretty good at staying on.... designed for surfing I think. Been around since I was using it in the eighties.

Bullfrog is pretty good at staying on.... designed for surfing I think. Been around since I was using it in the…

McAdams looks yoked.

Peggy is #1. I didn’t get past that travesty.

Hey guys, when I was a kid some dude put one bullet in a revolver, spun the cylinder, pointed it at my head and then pulled the trigger. I WAS FINE SO LETS STOP SAYING THAT RUSSIAN ROULETTE IS A POOR PARENTING CHOICE, K?

That.

“Literally.” Sports guys can’t get that word right (which is pretty easy), so expecting them to correctly use “irony” is optimistic.

i would assume that it’s actually amplifying the key’s signal, but that’s just a guess...