Yeah, real jerks with their low carbon emissions and less money spent on gas.

probably should stop using “idbuythatforadollar” too.

Unless, he wanted to quit his job and move out of state, he had no viable choice. It is very dangerous for a cop to fail to cover for a fellow officer, right or wrong. It's not an occupation well suited to nuanced thinkers.

It is filthy.

Was gonna say GoLite umbrellas but apparently they don't make them anymore. Just lost mine recently, too. Good thing I'm in California, where I will apparently never need one again.

Was gonna say GoLite umbrellas but apparently they don't make them anymore. Just lost mine recently, too. Good…

Awesome.

Second that. Bought and sold tons of stuff without any whiff of a problem, including cars and motorcycles. I wouldn't bring major cash to someone else's house for a transaction, but don't perceive much risk in selling large ticket items. Somebody can always steal your car or bike. They're not likely to use…

Ya'll crazy. Didn't love all of the bobby Bottleservice skits (although Chelsea was amazing as Farley), but Publizity, Rich Dicks, Larry Bird, etc. were pure genius and the show kept improving through the finale.

Also, how was Rich Dicks not mentioned? Suela...

OMG "six or seven soouusages"

Oh man, I feel old. Hilarious though.

That is a world class GIF.

My wife still says that one...

What a fucktard. Like he invented a simple chord progression. Nirvana's Come as You Are did lift a Killing Joke riff (Eighties) pretty much note for note, but who cares? There's a lot more to a song than a simple riff...

The dress is definitely gold and white!

We've been to a couple at gymnastics places; dance and fencing, too. All with good results. We threw our four-year old's at a "children's discovery museum" or something to that effect and that went pretty well without breaking the bank...

Yup. Same here. WAIT A MINUTE ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?

They should all be no gift. The kids barely even pay attention to the junk they receive and it is a ridiculous spiral of obligation and that shit hurts when you step on it in the dark, fuck, ouch ouch.

Solid advice, Albert. I'd suggest using one of those places that has the blow-up jumpy houses ("Pump It Up" or the like). Very efficient two hour party: 1:40 of the kids going apeshit on the jumpy things and 20 minutes of pizza and cake, then GTFO and have the sugar meltdown on your parents time.

Yup. Callous cruelty isn't new. Someone else mentioned dropping bricks from freeway overpasses... Swatting is terrible but no worse than a zillion other acts of violence throughout the ages...