Yup.
Learns driver survived that wreck, starts shopping Altimas.
See Altimas.
Accepts death.

Absolute rubbish. If you want it, you can make it work. I’ve raised two kids in 2+2's and Miatas. Though, yes, my spouse has an SUV.

Time to get your eyes checked. The car looks fine, inside and out.

You don’t get to be the richest person in the world by being well adjusted.

Johnny 5 is a much closer relative. Number 5 is alive.....

yeah, and they were never all about performance either. This is what 99% of all Integras I’ve ever seen look like:

SERIOUSLY! This.

You, fine sir, are quite the wordsmith.  Bravo and hip, hip, hurrah to you and your magnificent lexicon!

What’s wrong is that this is what the Jalopnik commentariat has devolved into. We all used to be car fans but now all we do is bitch every time a company brings back an old concept because we think it can’t possibly recapture the magic we remember seeing through the rose-colored lenses of our youth. Not that it…

But but everything was better in the past when the Integra was a bespoke, hand built car built only with love and care by men who were trained in the ancient art of loving the metal they worked with and giving it a sensual massage before installing it on the car.

There was a 4 door in every generation of Integra. Only the RSX was coupe only. 

What are you talking about? Their grill is excellent, and waaaaay better than the mid 2010's Acura grill.

Thanks for calling out the unnecessary hate. It will be a fine car, well built, and fun in an era of bland greyscale crossovers.

Everybody dumps on every new Honda, since forever. It never seems to mean anything. Anybody who doesn’t like this Integra is free to buy the Mk. 8 GTI that the entire automotive press is underwhelmed by, or the new WRX that is so bonkers looking that the Vaping Flat Brim crowd won’t even touch it. I’ll take the…

I like it. I won’t buy it, but I like it.

Wait. At what point has the Integra ever been a visually impressive car?

Small luxury/sport sedans are still selling well in most markets. This thing will sell like hotcakes in Canada and China if they sell it over there. As far as the GTi comparison I’d buy it for the physical buttons and long term reliability proposition alone. 

That’s the fake cry face that every parent on the planet knows all too well. Squeezing your eyes as tight as possible, make a cry face, and hope you can squeeze out at least one fake tear!😅

Kyle Rittenhouse is a murderer.

You can rent a Gladiator for the ocassions that you would actually need it for anything.