Keep your car.

Real reason why the CEO agreed is because he doesn’t want to come in from New Mexico.

I can see the ads now:

Chevy obviously heard everyone screaming it was ugly, but the changes just make it a different kind of ugly.

They need to tax the fuck out of these monstrosities for the damage they do to our shit infrastructure. It's also obscene that anyone with a normal license can possibly tow 36k pounds with this.

It remains the ugliest, most visually abhorrent manmade object I’ve ever seen. Just a travesty of human creative endeavor and an insult to every creature living or dead.

It’s nice to see GM threw in extra ugliness this model year at no additional charge. 

I think Toyota is one of the ugliest of car makers across the board, only “bettered” by Chevy in that category.

I should’ve stopped reading the first time Erin offered excuses for criminal behavior. But I kept reading and found more of it.

This weird apologist take is just bad. These people are thieves, stealing things from OTHER people who legitimately bought something despite the poor economy. This isn’t a stick-it-to-bezos thing. This is impacting folks like you and me who work to pay their bills, then get their hard-earned shit stolen by someone who…

According to the z06 forums, you’re about 5 years about from getting one at msrp.

1st gear: This is so depressing to me. I’m finally at a point in my life where I could afford what I want, but this market pushes me out again. 

You know what the worst is? Any state where these fucking yahoos have been able to get their stupid religious bullshit allowed as a vanity license plate...

It boggles my mind that GM is the sales king any year. I can’t think of a single GM vehicle that is class leading, it’s like they assume they’ll always and forever sell vehicles no matter how bad they are.

Making a separate post for my actual predictions:

Based on the number of people leading with “this thing is great at what it does, but it’s just so old” I fear for a number of posters’ grandparents.

Lately, (as in the last 10 years) Ford is reminding me of what they used to be like in the 1970s.

This thing is gross. What a cynical cash grab.

Good. Ethan Couch got probation for killing four people while under the influence, because the jury was convinced he was simply too wealthy to understand consequences.

There should be a legal challenge based on the constitutional prohibition against cruel and unusual punishment.  This sentence is clearly out of proportion with the crime.