All of these issues (and more!) can be avoided by never going anywhere near this or anything like it.

I'm a bit creeped out by the sanitary issues. It appears you sit naked on a wooden stool (which can't be sterilized) over a bowl. I assume all sorts of stuff drips into the bowl. How do they clean it?

No, because a well-adjusted and grounded person wouldn't call it a "daddy issue." She'd call it a "daddy and mommy issue" or, if she was even more mature than that, "good role models." What she implies is that she expects "new daddy" to do all the work to maintain princess's dream marriage. She already has him jumping…

I think so. The majority of physical traits will fade with age or can go in a matter of seconds due to injury or illness. If your sexual arousal toward someone you love stems from their full head of hair, I am sad for them should they need chemo or just go bald.

Sorry but I think the "no baldies" shit some girls throw out is just as nauseating as the "no fatties" shit men do.

Forgive my ignorance. Is this a dog?

she has daddy issues

I kind of feel like an "energetic release" is along the lines of what happens when I finally get home after eating Taco Bell in my car and then getting stuck in traffic.

Jesus christ. I tried to think of an organ that no one would even consider.

More importantly.....how SAD is your life if the quantity of your pubic hair defines it?

I also thought that "cleansing one's uterus" = "menstruation". Which I can do for free, thankyavurrymuch.

A vagina massage? Yes, please.

"a shambolic downstairs"

But then how will we cleanse our uteruses?? We obviously need to, since the female body is inherently disgusting in its natural state.

Wait, there is? I was just trying to be facetious. Damn it, it's so hard to make jokes that reality hasn't already made about itself.

And there is no way this cleanses one's uterus. Even if your vagina were hanging 0pen without the help of a speculum, your cervix would keep the steam or mist or whatever the hell it is out of your uterus. Thankfully.

I've got this awesome hippie Wiccan facebook friend, and she posted a link to an article about vaginal steaming the other day, and no lie, Facebook's top "suggested link" underneath my friend's post was a link to a food.com recipe for steamed clams.

This is most likely harmful, because it will upset the natural vaginal flora, but if it was actually legit steam it would be even more harmful, because it would burn the fuck out of you.

How about just moving the fuck along? Unless someone maimed you, killed you or ruined your credit, just forget about it.