I guess none of them bothered to get educated.

Yeah, there's a ton of starving people who'd be stoked if we didn't use up all the land and water and food they could be eating to raise the cows that we like to eat. That's actually how that works. Oh yeah, and those chewy fajitas that they threw away, I bet those starving people loved that! I wish I could sterilize…

He goes on to explain that every time a "waitress" does something he doesn't like, he takes a dollar off the stack and puts it back in his wallet. According to him, this guarantees EXCELLENT "waitress" behavior. He ends it with, "And it doesn't matter anyway, we live in [a state] where the restaurant has to pay them…

I'm so edgy, I'm going to show good looking women in lingerie! Images that no one has ever seen before!

"Tips or Tits" was also the title of Kierkegaard's undergraduate thesis on Socratic irony.

Iiiiiii was just gonna' say: This has Uncle Terry written all over it. Fucking men who think they're artists (not saying #AllMen—just this distinct group of d-bags)...

Ahhh, you see, I forgot about his boner for a second there. My bad.

How could you not include this part?

Check this part out:

Because those things don't empower his boner.

Why, to guys like this, does 'empowering women' always involve their naked bodies? You want to empower women, buddy? How about donating to a shelter or an education program for disadvantaged girls?

And meet up in a hotel for "some kisses"? Seriously? You can meet up in a park and do that shit for free.

From part 3:

Might want to inform those thoughts with some reading first. Facts are helpful not harmful, I promise.

I wish. That'd be better than knowing you're serious. But you seem to be Christian, you are delusional enough as it is. Keep telling yourself you are part of a "loving" religion. A religion that doesn't love women, gays, blacks, Hispanics, disabled, elderly, immigrants, Jews and Muslims, you're against education,…

Read about the Crusades, much?

The history of Christianity is liberally splattered with the blood of many thousands of innocent lives. To take a couple of quotations from the Bible and conclude from them that "Christianity is all about love, life, forgiveness, and redemption" is beyond ignorance, it's just lame propagandizing.

"I'm no scholar..."

Clearly, you are not into history.

You need to read what you're writing and think about it. Have you ever once read the Quran? Then don't pretend you did. Just don't.