A friend of mine had a lime-green Asteroid back in the day. He had to keep changing gas stations, because everywhere he went, the thing spewed oil everywhere. If he filled up, by the time he left the station there was an Exxon Valdes oil slick under it. He had to keep a 6-pack of Castrol in the trunk.

ANYWHERE north of 54.

If only there was a vaccine against billionaires and shitty cars.

“But I’ve got too much money. So I don’t need any other money. We don’t need to raise any funds. We don’t need to take mums and dads money,...”

If you think Orange Jesus would use any of that money to pay his bills, you haven’t been following along. It’s all about OPM...other people’s money. And when that fails, declare bankruptcy. He’s been doing it his whole....career?

Waiting to see the 1/2 billion “Bail Out Fat Donnie” line item on a Foundation cheque soon.

Loss of life aside, there’s a dark, bitter little piece of me that is smiling at this whole story. Does that make me a bad person? 

FINALLY! A TOYOTA I WANT!!!

This one’s been neutered. It will still, however, piss all over your garage if it’s upset. 

I’m surprised he didn’t shoot the tree. Like, a LOT!

Or go on patrol with firearms?

I’ll just leave this here....Definitely worth the read if you fly at all.

Thank you! What NOBODY has done in this is actually talk to the NHTSA to find out why they haven’t been able to get it done. Not that they could actually tell you, because they’re probably in fear of angering the MTGs of this world who think they should just shut NHTSA down because SHE never wore seatbelts as a kid and…

Audi, too. I have it on my 03 Allroad and 07 A4. 

Jesus, 4 cars in and when I call Audi all I get is treated badly. 

You need two cars, one the Massie, the other, a tow truck to follow behind, picking up bits...and you when it finally craters.

Looks like it was designed by Teenage Engineering. 

I already boycott Carl’s Jr because that damned drive through speaker asks me if I ‘want a thick burger’ before I even get my window rolled down. Were they not able to find someone who can just say “Hi, how can I help you today?”

This article needs a LOT more. If you are going to quote her like that, why can’t you do some interviews with the idiots she raced against, hopefully the ones that called her that epithet, and just see what they have to say. I mean, it’s going to be stupid and sexist, and I don’t want to give them oxygen, BUT you have…

What do you mean ‘when’?