Great. Now all you have to do is get one. In Canada they’re backordered a YEAR. AUDI though, no problem.

The guy is 1 kid away from having his own Discovery+ TV series. Mind you, he’s kind of a rolling series now. 

There are several columns in the Sun and Sunday Times, a few of which he has had to apologize for, and for which the PAPER THEMSELVES have had to apologize for, that would prove that you are demonstrably incorrect. Further, Jimmy Saville brought enjoyment and insight to millions (I think billions is a bit of an…

...and thinking of staged...Tesla. (on TG I mean.)

After some of Clarkson’s more blatant racism and misogyny came to light, I found I couldn’t watch the show thinking that this was a performance. That he was just playing a character. I felt kind of bad for May and Hammond to have to put up with this twit, and then angry at them for not calling him out. He is their…

The Three-second rule.
Find a spot that the car in front of you has just passed. Count to three. If you have passed that mark before getting to three, you are TOO FUCKING CLOSE!

Which brings up a whole new question of How is it Japanese cars cost less and are built better? What’s up with the car makers and the unions???

...and I wouldn’t be caught dead in any of those. And if I were caught in one, I might BE dead.

That’s what Bolivian Marching Powder is for!

Preach, brother!

Don’t really understand how he’s on the short list. Virtually everyone in the audition process was better than he was. My money is on Chelsea Handler. She was hysterical.

Looking at the picture at the top, this is a cautionary tale of what years of non-stop video gaming will do to you!

Lost all WHAT respectability???

Exactly what I was thinking. 

Hopefully live and in colour!

“Hip-Hip-Replacement! Hip-Hip-Replacement!”

My money is on a glioblastoma. All the cool Repuglicans have one. 

Ensure can only do so much.

Forget it, Splinter...it’s Kentuckytown. 

Or at least get a goddamn physical with a psych workup.