Irrational NP. I want this little weirdo, and I don’t even really understand why.

5k is new 2k

Red states are laboratories and factories of mass death. Don’t set foot in any of them: They are a direct threat to everyone.

I sort of agree, but rather than proving you've got insurance before riding dangerously, you should have to prove you're an organ donor.

Agreed. We need to let Darwinism do its thing.

Ka-ching!  COTD from you.

I’m at a point where I don’t think we should be fighting to keep idiots alive any more.

Shame, a complete shame.

This. Everything up to the last 5 min is perfect.

“Spiritual McConaughey character outsmarts the scientists and saves the day with the power of love”

Who’s this Theo Retical guy?

You expect old stars to just throw out all their gold and platinum? In this economy?

Check the caption, pretty sure those are not Jewish Space Lasers (the caption as I see it reads in part: “jews from a central black hole”

Does northern Alberta count ? 

I remember some relative or other having one of these in their car:

Xenon/HID headlights. No more halogen. I have used xenon for 20 years and will never own a car with out them.

Some of us are old enough to still have audio cassettes. 

CD Player.

I used to look upon heated seats with absolute disdain. “Why the hell would anyone need that kind of frivolity” I would wonder? You’re already (probably) wearing pants, or something similar to cover your ass, what’s the issue?

Agent-wise, I’m not the best person to ask, as I dropped my previous one and am actively pursuing new representation. But roughly, it depends on the agency? Some agencies are large enough that they’ve got folks who cover different medium, some are just literary agencies, and if you also need Film/TV rep to write…