Edmonton ALBERTA???

What made me laugh was “and the dog’s owner continued to its resort destination as intended.”

The “MY kids” thing harkens back to all the times their children screamed “You’re not my REAL dad!” and because Facebook friends with Ted Cruz’ children.

This piece of shit just opened at our local Odiplex. I’m really hoping the RCMP are at the theatre entrance taking names for later investigation, because...y’know....

Bitch, puh-LEEZ! Everything about the way this woman looks and talks says she things she’s a bigger deal than Lizzo, and got her ego handed to her.

Yeah, so my question is, like I think a bunch of folks here, what does this do to Tommy Tub-o-guts little non-confirming tantrum?

That weirdo 20-valve VR5 was the basis for the Ur Audis and is a workhorse. I’d take one in a heartbeat. 

Ohhhhh...I just got a shiver. Elon arrested, tried and convicted BEFORE Trump....mmmmm I’m gonna need a minute....

These are Russians we’re talking about, a more spoiled, whiney bunch of fucks never existed, and I’m including Saudis and Qataris in that lot.

If we could just get doctors to put that on the Death Certificate. 

Cislunar. Huh. So, it was born a moon, always thought it was a moon, and has no thoughts of ever NOT being a moon...who knew? (Well, obviously The Moon.)

My wife’s an accountant. She works for an engineering company. She once had to describe her job as a Money Engineer to get them to realize that she wasn’t an expense, she was actually making them money.

“...The second issue involves hundreds of feet of protective tape used to insulate the wiring harnesses inside the Starliner vehicle, which were found to be flammable...”

Man, you guys are gluttons for punishment! Deep Woods Off after washing. Done-zo. Yes I have to re-apply after I wash it, but that’s 30 seconds. 

“X, the last Twit on Earth”

Other than Mothers products, nothing touches my car, except for This One Weird Trick:

Matt is MARRIED? I didn’t even know he HAD a sister!

I regret I have but one star....

The Kardouchians only if they were running an intergalactic body shop and were out of Bondo. 

One presumes it will NOT have a Harlan Ellison comment or two him not only being dead and all, but WB wouldn’t pay him for the onscreen appearance. How I wish he was here for the WGA strike now.