No, I seriously love that movie. The premise (“They’re after our water!”) us bullshit, and overused bullshit at that, but it’s what I think an actual invasion would look like, at least from the perspective of our response to it. You could drop this movie in Kandahar and it would translate well. Much better than that…

This one totally snuck by me, but I’m TOTALLY in for this one. Now, if they’d just come up with a ‘Battlefield: Los Angeles’ sequel....

Shades of “The Golden Child” and Mandelorian.

“Thanks for the tip!” said Meta, Alphabet, the Repuglican Party, XCorp, Amazon,......

So, AI has reached the point where it can look at someone’s driving and go “wow, that guy’s high!”

Corgis were larger scale, the insides were quite detailed and they rolled very smoothly on real rubber wheels. I remember when Goldfinger came out (!) there was an JB Aston Martin with a little dude you could fling out the roof from the ejector seat, machine guns and a bullet-proof shield that all popped out from…

CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!!!

That V60...I saw a lady loading some stuff into the back of one a week ago (they’re super rare here) and I literally drove around the block to get another look at it. Took a minute to convince my wife that I wasn’t looking at the woman’s ass. (Though truth to tell, both boots were pretty cute!)

Dude, either you work for the Mouse or need to get a life. 

That’s right. I didn’t see ‘Endgame’, because I knew it would be anything BUT. If people have the time and interest to follow this, fill their boots. Don’t care, and it doesn’t matter. They may have made a billion or more on that one, but have you noticed a) they’ve had to slow production and releases and b) their…

The only ‘Multiverse of Madness’ is trying to interlink all these damn movies. I knew it was the ‘Kiss of Death’ once they tried to do what Marvel did as a kid. Moving around a lot, I’d sporadically pick up an issue of a Marvel comic and be met with a host of footnotes (*See Avengers issue 12, “Battle of the…

Florida plates. Of COURSE.
This vehicle is a piece of flaming poo dressed by Matel.  The guy paying $2,500 is obviously flush with cash. The rest of us just know better. 

That’s a napkin. This is a breakfast after all, and like a lot of pols that I meet, they’re there for the food and open bar. Ideology takes a deep back-seat to an empty tum-tum. 

Just started watching “Invasion”. Two comments: First, I have to have the subtitles on because the dialogue is almost incomprehensible in places. plus the dynamic range of the sound goes from a whisper to someone running a Cummins Diesel in your living room. Second, some of the episodes are so dark as to be invisible.…

Major Matt Mason was my favourite toy world growing up.

I was a Corgi boy m’self. Made Matchbox look like....well...crap....

They’re all so goddamn LOUD! Superchargers, turbochargers, whine for the sake of whine. I used (still do, actually) think Dodge Cummins Diseasles were the worst thing on the road, because they sounded like ball-peen hammers banging on an anvil...almost everyone around me has something with REALLY obnoxious turbo whine…

For purely anatomical reasons I’d like to get a look at his nut sack, because I’m willing to bet he’s smooooth as a Ken doll down there.

...and he’s STILL more reliable than Fakesbook Nooz!

Exactly the kind of math they want to teach your kids.