Ted Cruz reminds me of James Woods’ character in “Contact”. Not an ‘It’ getter, he.

Hillbilly marriage counselling.

Well it’s not like they live in Florida! I mean, come on...

...or Laying Pipe. 

Sentient? Are you certain about that?? The cognitive dissonance alone would make me question that characterization. 

By the way, I’ll take the LeSabre, even if it is green-ish, in the background as well.

Oh YES! So very, very YES!

Which one? There are a few listed on the Big A, some where she’s a contributor, and a lot on non-English formats. 

MJ was ‘collecting’ star friends at the time. He spent a fair amount of time with Katharine Hepburn as well, who said she taught him to make his own bed. The ‘friendship’ ended when he brought a photographer with him and tried to get pictures of the two of them together. For Hepburn, that was a bridge too far. 

Man who doesn’t fully understand how his own product works (or even if it really is a ‘product’ in the traditional sense) tells people who can barely use a cell phone and do not live in the Real World about ways to regulate his coming product.

Shout out to Dr. Peggy Whitson, all-around total badass and the woman I’d love my nonexistent son-or daughter to be.

Could we set her up on a date with George Santos?

Shouldn’t there be another L in there? Hellion? Because I’m getting a sinking feeling about all this. 

You know, I’d rather flip burgers than work for Microsloth. In fact, 90% of the tech companies. They are uniformly awful monetarily morally and philosophically.

But since gun deaths are a close number 2, why don’t we just put guns on cars and deal with two issues at once? 

“Chump change. But we still aren’t going to do it.” -Every Oil And Gas Company In The World. 

No way. Looking at the rest of it, I don’t believe the owner did any kind of regular maintenance.  And the amount of money you’d have to put in to it to NOT make it a gang target is a hard Nawp from me. 

So, how much did it cost him?

That poor dog. His look is pure “Won’t someone find me a real family?”

I don’t get the failed engines. Like, haven’t those things been tested a million times??? That’s the part that SHOULD have worked. The ‘unconscious uncoupling’ I can kind of understand, but the engines?