This is insane.

I love me some Audi, but all that aftermarket kit means it’s not going to be a fun daily driver...this thing is going to be work. And if you’re using it as a track car, fine. But at LEAST $8K over for me. Too rich for my blood. 

“Hey, we just met...and this is crazy...gonna drive to ‘Bama...find me maybe...”

It’s a Taurus. The dad probably though he’d won the lottery. Presuming it was insured. 

She’s still ALIVE???

RE: KIA

““Obviously, I’m a Christian, and there are standards that we like to uphold...”

Welcome to Canada.

Now that’s some Real money!

That engine tranny combo was flat-out magic. The 350 was almost unkillable and would pull all day long. NP from me. 

Peter Thiel: “Aww. that’s too bad. Next please!”

Stop eating and send them all your money and you’ll very quickly find out. 

What a waste of a perfectly good Cessna C501.

Swamp-a-googoo is the perfect sanitarium for deluded lobotomized people being held hostage in marriages they richly deserve, with their every need catered to, never having to see their captors (I mean, ‘spouses’) and three square sedations a day.

“Who cares what your positions are, how much money were you able to raise?”

What the hell kind of Coppola can’t identify a shallot from an onion from garlic?

What if this is a total Rick Sanchez move to just get him out the door so he’s not interfering with R&M production?

I get requests to attend professional conferences and conventions all the time, Florida, Georgia, Alabama...all of them, NOPE!

I counted SEVEN COPS on the scene, with more showing up after the shooting. How many of the unloaded on this guy? There was no thinking, they just emptied their clips. Their adrenalin was obviously through the roof, and they just kept firing until their clips were empty.

Men are from Mars, Kellyanne is from the Klingon Home World.