Could we set her up on a date with George Santos?

Shouldn’t there be another L in there? Hellion? Because I’m getting a sinking feeling about all this. 

You know, I’d rather flip burgers than work for Microsloth. In fact, 90% of the tech companies. They are uniformly awful monetarily morally and philosophically.

But since gun deaths are a close number 2, why don’t we just put guns on cars and deal with two issues at once? 

“Chump change. But we still aren’t going to do it.” -Every Oil And Gas Company In The World. 

No way. Looking at the rest of it, I don’t believe the owner did any kind of regular maintenance.  And the amount of money you’d have to put in to it to NOT make it a gang target is a hard Nawp from me. 

So, how much did it cost him?

That poor dog. His look is pure “Won’t someone find me a real family?”

I don’t get the failed engines. Like, haven’t those things been tested a million times??? That’s the part that SHOULD have worked. The ‘unconscious uncoupling’ I can kind of understand, but the engines? 

This is insane.

I love me some Audi, but all that aftermarket kit means it’s not going to be a fun daily driver...this thing is going to be work. And if you’re using it as a track car, fine. But at LEAST $8K over for me. Too rich for my blood. 

“Hey, we just met...and this is crazy...gonna drive to ‘Bama...find me maybe...”

It’s a Taurus. The dad probably though he’d won the lottery. Presuming it was insured. 

She’s still ALIVE???

RE: KIA

““Obviously, I’m a Christian, and there are standards that we like to uphold...”

Welcome to Canada.

Now that’s some Real money!

That engine tranny combo was flat-out magic. The 350 was almost unkillable and would pull all day long. NP from me. 

Peter Thiel: “Aww. that’s too bad. Next please!”