Is Lucy a Douchess? 

I have credibility issues with someone who quotes using “he/she was like...” five times in the course of that couple of paragraphs.

The ancient Asian name ‘Megan Reynolds’ didn’t tip you off?

I know, I know, I’m nuts, I’m an Audi freak, NP all day long. All those issues are old news to me, I have an 03 Allroad that’s past 300K and doing just fine....The manual clinched it, although I would rather have the regular 95 with some of the manual bits still present. I can deal, though, I know the shortcuts.  When…

The aircraft in front of you, obvs....

HA regularly has a rampie hold a rope on the tail of the exiting aircraft. When the pilot runs up, it pulls the plane out, away from the dock and into open water. Once he’s clear and the pilot can use the pontoon rudders, the rampie lets go and the pilot taxis to the pattern. I don’t think this guy understood that…

Instructors do a lot of things an unrated pilot can’t/won’t/don’t know how to do.

We actually have checklists for this shit...

Someone forgot that run-ups on water are different from ground pre-flights. That’s going to be costly. 

Squirrels ARE dicks. 

And it looks like it’s the maintenance guy’s decade off! Look at the growth around it.

The 150 fuel system is gravity fed, by definition the low spot is on the centreline with the fuselage. Unless he was banked the entire flight, no. More likely his carb heater crapped out. 

Two quick things from a lot of time on a 150...1) Open the windows. Those big flappy bastards will retard your drop on a sunny day by like 40%, especially if you’re gliding. Second, if his carb was icing then it sounds like carb heater failure to me.

Leave his sexual orientation out of this please. 

It totally does NOT have a variable-pitch prop. Not until you get to some of the Cessna 172 series. 

UPS: Unusually Poor Service.

Yeah, or picking fruit, or wiping your grandma’s ass.

It’s so seldom you see a commenter’s posts live up to his handle, so...congratulations?

“Save Russian Jews, Earn Valuable Prizes!”

Horribly under-rated picker. Amazing guitarist.