A new variation on the legendary Golf Ball syndrome.

BUT...did you finish it????

Well, in her defence, she had a lot on her mind: she had to score some meth, stick up the bank, then there was the whole car chase gong show...IN A NISSAN!...and be home in time for jimboree....life gets busy!

Especially based on his Jan 6 performance. 

He probably likes okra too.

If only that headline were literally true, I’d send a six-pack over to his office this morning.

Oh believe me, we’ve been watching....

Just another day in Louisiana. 

If I could only have a Golf again
I would, my friend Lamando.

He’s a pastor and satanism and new world order globalism (or whatever the fuck...) is “nonsensical”? Ohhhhkaayyyyyy then.

Wow, the price of tuna cans has really gone up!

Get a Chyron...cheaper to maintain.

This should be ImMola Red, as in Immolation, as in something burned as a sacrifice, in this case the owner’s credit rating. And credibility.

“The seller says it’s taken a lot of time and money to get this sporty SUV to where it is today.”

In related news Spanish dictator Francisco Franco remains critically dead.....

Ah, such a poet...

The call is coming from inside the House. 

This deserves more stars. And Martin should come out with a D-28 that has the slogan burned in across the bout. 

And how is it they simultaneously and inaccurately compare contemporary trends with Nazi atrocities and then espouse the REAL Nazi atrocity as a more-desirable solution???

TL:DR. That much dumb is a LOT to take on a friday afternoon with a raging case of swamp-butt, however these American Taliban need to be put in their place. I’ll leave it to the Tay-tay army to take this ignorant twat apart, and I hope they do it soon.