“I JUST FUCKING CLEANED THAT!!!”

How many pints did you have before you attempted this feat???

It’s Chino....they probably just lost their will to live. 

In the case of a Cessna 150, trying to land the plane on a hot summer day with the windows open is challenging, because the plane just does NOT want to land with those big flappy windows open. Helps on take-off too, especially in a cross-wind. 

Classic mistake: Should have burned the rental vans before pushing them back so they have no retreat. 

Spoken like a guy who’s never come out of a building to find his ragtop knifed to ratshit by some asshole with nothing better to do.

Decades ago I had an Alfa Sud, and I loved it. It was an amazing car, and I was sad to give it up after only 11 months. And I look at this and I remember the great times in that car, and I want it, But I. Just. Can’t.  As someone else here said, it would spend more time parked than on the road, and you just can’t…

“shallow, predictable, no class or character”

Makes sense: The moon landing never happened as far as Tennessee is concerned. and PWNDUis an old drug reference. 

Yeah, that’s gonna be sweet. Do you think they’ll install a golden urinal there for the inevitable lineups to piss on his grave, or will it just be free-streaming?

Well said. 

One guy, who I really hope something TRULY awful happens to is Paul Bremmer. He is the REAL architect of most of Iraq’s sorrows. And a good chunk of the USAs And yet, he’s pretty much skated from any responsibility. 

So he’s in Mar-A-Gulago then?

““A conclusion by our enemies that the United States lacks the will or the resolve to carry out our missions that demand sacrifice OF YOUR KIDS and demand patience is every bit as dangerous as an imbalance of conventional military power, BUT YEAH, THEY’RE RIGHT.”

Or Wasabi from the Westminster Dog Show. Would definitely up the level of discourse. 

I wonder if mom told her to STFU. 

Being ignorant, racist and conservative are not mutually exclusive terms. In fact, one might be bold enough to presume that ignorant and racist is pretty much the conservative brand right now.

My first thought. She’s going to channel her inner water-buffalo, Sarah Fuckabee and run for oriface.

Does it not look like the original iMac sprung to life and now rolling around, seeking it’s revenge on humanity?

AMC Pacer 2021!