“But, honey, I bought it for 1) YOU! 2) Parts! 3) so the other one will have a friend!”

She knew who you were when she married you! DO IT!! DOOOO IIIIITTTT!!

Team Rita.

Another crab in a bucket. 

Boris’ hair, like the rest of us, is trying to get away from him.  And I dunno WTF his ‘wife’ was thinking. 

Hello, Goddess...been here for Donkey’s years...still grey....but only on some posts? 

I ABSOLUTELY refuse to use FB/G/T to login. Lose Burners and I’m gone. Good news is the programmers here are so ham-handed it will take them a while to learn how to do it.

I was pushing for the Great Pyrenees myself. Who, if I had one, would be “Belle” of course.

“Co-worker”. Love it. I can just see being ‘at work’ with those two.

CP: Sorry, you lost me at “Chrysler”.

Here, kitty kitty! NP all day long.

May the broomstick she rode in on catch fire and auger into the ground as she leaves. Poverty porn. Abysmal waste of braincells and electricity. SHE is the only thing more loathsome than her appellates.

Agreed. I’ve been on sets with much smaller budgets, and lemme tell ya, pressure is INSANE. And people break, oh yes they do.

It looks a little like the dog-creature from “John Carter of Mars”, only without the personality. It looks like it emerged from a sewer looking for rotting fruit to lay its eggs in.

Corning Corelle dishes are the same. You can drop some of them several times with nothing at all happening. But if it hits just right, it’ll shatter like a glass goblin. And it FLIES! I’ll be picking bits out of corners of the kitchen for weeks.

Recycled pinot blanc bottles. 

I can’t find it now, but I think there was a Jalop article on why these things are going crazy cheap right now. Anyone else have the link?

Not that I have $20+K to pop on this buggy, I’d just love to see the look on my client’s faces when I roll up to work on their gear in that car. “Man, I’m paying him WAY too much!” would be the probable response.

“Nasty and Racists” are scientology’s stock and trade. (Or the name of their law firm, I foget which.)

Custom Auto CraftWHY are nice cars senselessly slaughtered by incompetent nitwits behind the wheel???