Does ‘Charisma’ mean something else in Japanese we don’t know about? 

Right up there with ‘Cromulent’ and ‘Truthy’.

He WHAT NOW????? Are you saying I paid for this silly fuck’s treatment???

Naw, I don’t see ‘ol’ Rando being that self-aware. 

Thinks. Beecas he is makink beeg troubles for Moose and Squirrel. 

On a somewhat adjacent note, can I ask one thing, as a guy with cars in the frozen north....I’ve had 2 cars in a row now with backseat heating vents. In theory, the same...either lukewarm or scalding air that is pumped out at the front (and by the way...dual zone heating??? Bullshit!) is allegedly going to the back.…

My Dad did not weep. He had one of the first VW 1600 Squrebacks to come off the line in 1964. At the time, The dealer and the service shop were across a street from each other. As Dad waited to pick up the car at the showroom, paperwork completed, the mechanic who was prepping the car started to drive it across the…

The only justice would be to tie each member of the Sackler family down and force feed them Oxy for a week. Then just turn them loose. The rest of the justice will just take care of itself. 

I know. I watched this (Alex Gibney is becoming something of a personal Jesus...his output makes Ken Burns look like he’s comatose) and was alternately crying and screaming at the TV. Clinton. Obama, and don’t even get me started on Trump...they all either slept through this tragedy or were actively complicit.

Was that top shot taken on the set of “Gigli 2: Electric Boogaloo”?

They can, but they don’t. Don’t let the QAnon/MAGA hats fool you. 

If it were a Jeep, David Tracy would be rounding up parts for a resto before the frame was cool. 

A urologist I know bought a bright yellow Mini. His wife, a respirologist, got a blue one. 

“...in her 15 years with the group she had participated in over 100,000 ceremonies in which she “spiritually” removed people’s brains from their bodies....”

1) “Shee-it, man, I got burned up waaay worse’n this when that batch of Heisenberg went up.” -Florida Man

DJs used to love this, and Layla, and InAGaddaDaVida because they could go have a crap, get lunch, etc. Hard to do that to a three and a half minute pop song. 

And why not Wendy Carlos instead of Hans frickin’ Zimmer???

I still have this vinyl. It came in to our uni radio station and after the on-air staff listened to it (for about 8 seconds) it went in the trash. Then to my place. Gotta go grb it right now!!!

This album was a life-changer for me. Saddest day of my life was leaving Germany. To this day, “Autobahn” is my ‘happy-place’ record.  Thanks for this. 

“...the Zimmer sounds will be available as upgrades...” It’s a BMW, everything other than the air that surrounds it is an upgrade FOR WHICH THEY WILL BILL YOU. Why do you think “Broke My Wallet” became such a meme???