Not even if Jon Voight owned it. 

Well, there’s the avoidance of the whole “fly down to Florida” part, meaning you don’t have to get a concealed carry permit...

North Korean Embassy staff car. 

...AND I WANT MY FUCKING CASSETTE PLAYER BACK!!!!!

“Hold my beer.”

I know a doctor who keeps buying Beemers and complaining about iDrive. “It doesn’t recognize my voice!” he says. I’ve told him a hundred times, it doesn’t recognize ANYONE’S voice. Also, if you don’t like I drive, FFS STOP BUYING BEEMERS!  And he totally fits the entitled d-bag profile. 

Back-up cameras. Aways dirty, they shift position and you can’t see the display in the glare of daylight with sunglasses, and they aren’t illuminated sufficiently at night. Waste of money. 

Wait until you live in Northern Canada with arthritis in your spine. I will never buy a car that does NOT have heated seats. The wheel is a nice touch, but the one in my Audi died a year in. But I have gloves for that. 

You watch, it will turn out that the autonomous driving isn’t autonomous at all: it’ll be some guy in front of a console in Mumbai using Wayz to get you through traffic by remote control, like a drone pilot sitting in Nevada flying a mission in Iraq. You thought you bought a car, but got a high-end tuk-tuk. 

Wow, how old? How many miles? What;’s it in??? DETAILS PERSON, DETAILS!!! :}

This car would do well in any state where weed is still illegal. You can drive it when you’re stoned, and despite being paranoid about how fast you’re going, it’s STILL going to be under the limit.

OK. Go and sin no more. :)

In the ‘70s, there was no gravity. The earth just sucked.

These cars should have been marketed with “Born To Die” on them. I had one of these, in a very rich dark blue, 350 Rocket....great car. I even Ziebarted it, thinking “I really want this one to last”. I may as well have taken it to the crusher myself.

“There they go....
The boys in the bright white sports car,
Waving their arms in the air....
It’s Jack-of-all-trades Sam
And Harry the garbage man....”

It’s clean enough I’d totally do it for $5K, but that’s my budget. 

The 350 Rocket was NOT gutless. I had one that dragged a 74 Delta 88 luxobarge around VERY well. Had lots of torque, completely trouble free, a highly underrated engine IMHO.

Except that he represents a hazard on the track to both people and equipment. No one wants that. Well, ALMOST no one wants that. 

Didn’t hear about that...just him getting owned by the guy who caught him out as a millionaire paid by millionaires to trash billionaires or something like that. Is there a clip of it?

He’s mos def going to try a Repuglican presidential run, and I’ll bet Thump backs him.