Oh he’s gonna fit RIGHT in....

After all, his dad DID shoot JFK, so it would kinda run in the fambly. 

After all, he has no alibi...

Nawp. Can’t get past the Lexus. Had an LX and hit a moose. I was a little beaten up by the air bags, but there was more left of the moose than there was of the LX. Unsafe at any price. 
Pasta la vista, baby. 

I’m seriously thinking of building one of these for my wife, with a lock on the outside.

The entire ‘legal’ team is the walking definition of Whackjob.

Yeah, it was just kinda there, wasn’t it. 

Oh, yes, baby, yes yes yes....if loving you is wrong, I don’t wanna be right!

I’ve always loved the look of these, but unfortunately, I’ve known way too many people that have owned them. There were the dog diesels. The crazy drop-magnet-overdrive trannys. The flakey bodies. The aerodynamics of an F4-Phantom (that is to say...none.). And the idea that with each one, you roll the dice. “Did I get…

It looks to me like it’s been really well cared for, LOVE the colour, and I’m sorry, I kind of like it. I’m not really in to those cars, but if I had $10K kicking around, I’d pick it up. Nice summer cruiser. I can hear “WAR” on it’s stereo now. 

My current resto job: 1974 Buick LeSabre hardtop with a 455. Can’t hardly wait. 

Sum of the whole experience in 2 words?

They probably found her at one of Don Jr.’s NarcAnon meetings.

I keep seeing Cecily Strong doing her “Girl you end up talking to at a party” sketch, which, other than Stefan, has to be the funniest thing on that show. Well, that and Dr. Weknowdis.

Totally agree. If they dropped the price to $1K I might, but it would be at the bottom of the project list, because I’m just not a Beemer guy. Break My Wallet once, shame on you. Break it twice...shame on the nitwit that let this poor car get into this condition in the first place. 

Or..”Whoa, BABY that is ONE BOLD FASHION STATEMENT with the leopard print on top of the Chanel wastecoat! And those PUMPS! WORK it baby, WORK IT!!!”

While eating his piping hot gazpatcho soup.

I’m an Audi guy,and I have to tell you, it makes me cringe to see how many BAD DRIVERS are also Audi drivers.

I’m not saying La Clooney DOESN’T cut his hair with a Flowbee, BUT! Considering his propensity for practical jokes, I wouldn’t be surprised if his interview wasn’t proceeded by a call to Brad Pitt saying “Dude, you gotta watch Sunday Morning this week. You aren’t going to believe what I told them.”

Furrari? Barklaren? Muttcedes? Chanoch Nissany?