Rudolph? Is that you??

Absolute favorite: Roast the halves of butternut squash/ From there, you can either make an easy squash soup with some cream and chicken stock, OR, use won ton wrappers to make butternut squash ravioli (easier than it sounds) with a little browned butter. And while you’re making the butter (just heat it until the milk…

It’s not a bug it’s a feature. On nice days, the car senses the weather and your innate desire for a convertible and pops the roof! That’s an $8,000 feature, mate!

You would think the roof glass would be an integral enough part that it SHOULD even survive a roll-over, let alone a baseball. Hell, I have hail that size on a regular basis that hasn’t cracked my Audi sunroof yet. 

I remember my girlfriend at the time buying one of Honda’s first wagons(mid ‘70s). She was so badly ripped off by the stealership that for whatever reason, I’ve just never been able to get excited by Hondas, compounded by my wife’s vomit-inducing Fridgeline. She loves it, so I have to maintain it, but after she wrote…

Do you think Donald and Robert ever chat about how great it would be to double date with Rebekah and Ivanka?

Is it too late to deport Marco Rubio? And Melanomia Trumpe?

Those of us old enough to remember the McMartin Preschool pedophile debacle, which was echoed by politically motivated ‘investigations’ by police around the world including a massive, discredited one in Canada by the RCMP, will remember that this kind of stuff, while it seems whacky and off-the-wall has real life…

“Hey, how about a nice Hawaiian Punch???”

I drive Audi wagons, so I just fold the back seats down and open the sun roof. At -20C, I have to be bundled up, but Bear thinks it’s the, you should pardon the expression, cat’s ass.

Way to propagate a Georgia cracker stereotype, Lin Wood. 

If there’s a God, he’ll let him die and be consigned to a hell of stampeding African wildlife. with him buried up to his nostrils in quick-set monkey vomit.

Doesn’t look like there’s too much here that a motivated weekend couldn’t put right.  NP from me. And I’ll take both engines, because I’m a pig. 

I hear blondes do well in prison. 

“..Blackpool is a city that was ostensibly designed to be a haunted amusement park, and city planners succeeded in their mission.”
*Ahem* Atlantic City.

The up side is that the FBI should be able to infiltrate Parler pretty easily. These guys aren’t big thinkers. We do, however, need someone with a verifiable case of COVID to go over and give the Mercers a big ‘ol smooch right down to the tonsils.

I’d love the hell out of that Jeep,despite only being able to go full Monty with it for about 1/3 of the year where I live. I even like that grey paint scheme. But the price is a bit up-there for a 10-year old, but what REALLY sealed it for me, so to speak....is the suspicious wet mark on the pavement right around the…

sha-WEET! Sign me up. 32? Yeah, baby.

Chardonnay and SPAGHETTI???? You ANIMAL!

I can’t wait to see his presidential library. It’ll be full of Carl Bernstein, Wolf and Michael Cohen books about what a monster he is. I recommend placing it in downtown Mordor.