Well, at least they got the Fox component of the festivities out of the way early. I have to say though, there were times when Chris Wallace seemed to be trying to HELP Biden since his performance was so lacklustre. Almost like the ref trying to help the hometown favorite through a few more rounds when it’s clear…

If I were a moderator of an upcoming ‘debate’ with President Nacho, I would insist on a kill-switch for the mics or no deal. 

Relax, dude, this really is Fake News. The Daily Mail is about as reliable as Drunk Uncle. I wish it were true too, but I want to see ONE corroborating source. 

I’ll just take a smoment to mention that this got 3 seconds, THREE SECONDS on this morning’s “CBS This Morning With Gladys Knight and her Pips”. If it flashed by you too fast, it was in the first “Eye Opener” segment of the A block.

I’ve always thought Leviticus was pretty much a manual for anyone wanting to start a church and con people in to giving you stuff and keep the ‘unbelievers’ at a distance (read: dead.)

Probably pissed he didn’t think of it first. I mean, c’mon, he’s got the hair for it!

Well, they don’t call it Fucks News for nothing. Old creep probably got his moves from Murdoch direct!

If ever there was a time for Clippy to make a comeback, with Gilbert Gottfried’s voice. 

I WOULD have voted yes, Ford, Jag’s repair history, age, all of it out the window, because that’s a decent price for a well-kept Jaaaaag. But that front is so U*G*L*Y!!! OMG, I’d never be able to get the Krays out of my head. 

Not the first time Gay;e’s demonstrated that she didn’t actually READ her Word-A-Day calendar.

Look, no offence, Black people, but Gayle King is not one of your greatest exemplars. She’s the last to get the joke, has to explain all the humor out of it and pat herself on the back for finally Getting It at all. I don’t know how the two Tonys put up with her. When I heard she was getting $11 mil I almost barfed on…

It all seems a little “Man in The High Castle”.

And to top it all off...the level of grammar is shocking!

Why stop there? There’s a Yaris with your name on it!

Sadly, where I live, they wouldn’t be able to keep these things on the lot.

I said Yes but only because I’m an Audiot and if I COULD, I’d LOVE to have that in my driveway. But practically, no. I’m no rally driver any more, and that thing is an invitation to vandalism.

Came here to say that. I couldn’t get in to that thing without that image in my head. Hard pass.

I also have a fashion dictum that I would apply to some of the free-roaming flora and fauna of my community: Black spandex is a privilege, NOT a right!

I was going to say, Nancy should have just said “Don’t make me get Jon Stewart to come over here and bitch-slap your ass all over this set. Because I can, and I will!”

Yeah, fuck you Bernie Ecclestone.