“But officer, he was dark outside. I MEAN ‘IT’!!! ‘IT’ WAS DARK OUTSIDE!!!!”

Audi TT RS. All the fun, none of the drama. 

Perhaps that’s a new operating theory for the legal system as a whole.

You mean OTHER than every day for the last 4 years??

“Oh no, they say he’s got to go
gotta go Trumptilla!”

Well, the tip IS the most sensitive part!

I like it because it’s so clean, a good representative of this classic...but as a daily driver, it’s a butt-number, and insanely mundane. This is a car for the twitchy, who need NO surprises, nothing to upset their worldview or distract them. I would also SERIOUSLY not recommend driving this car either in winter or on…

Satute of limitations, probably. But the tip IS the most sensitive part!

Came here to say that.

Just because Barak could doesn’t mean she and George can. 

Seriously look at her and tell me she isn’t on massive doses of phenobarbital.

“I’m leaving home! I don’t want to see either of you ever again! Daddy, pay the lawyer.”

It always comes down to dickrage with these idiots, doesn’t it?

This may be AZ, but that broad’s a Southie through and through. Too funny. Blasted out of her tits on....something!

My biggest bitch about all those early Hondas was..why the extraordinarily SHITTY rims??? I mean, they just SUCKED and the paint wore off them in record time...how hard would it be to stamp out something that DIDN’T look like a close-up of Godzilla’s rectum??? Times FOUR!

If she could turn back time, she’d get the letter BEFORE someone sent it!

New single ”Gypsies, Stamps and Thieves”coming out soon, one imagines.

I can’t describe how awful I find his music (what I’ve heard of it, to be fair,) but the guy himself is impressive. His academic record, his military service, his skill-sets, and he’s a charming raconteur to boot. His humour is incredibly self-deprecating, and I have to say, were I to find myself at a party with him,…

You screwed the pooch on this one America: EW is the one you SHOULD have nominated, and elected if you were serious about substantive and lasting change. Her campaign may have been a train-wreck, but it wasn’t as bad as OMomalas. 

Yeah, and I have to call bullshit on this whole Reefer Madness thing, “I was high on drugs the whole time, I didn’t want to do porn...” scenario. I’ve been high on drugs a BUNCH of times in my life and never once did anything I didn’t want to do.