That’s the way ebola spread: Funerals. 

One thing I forgot to add: NEVER underestimate the degree of fuckery to which these types will resort to hold on to power. 

Points for “he would crumble like the crystal dildo”.

It just goes to show that you cannot guard against stupidity at any level. 50% of everything is below average, but it doesn’t have to be a career-stopper. Sometimes it’s more important to be lucky than good, and he and Maaaahnuchin are the walking poster boys. Born at the right time, to the right people, with the…

A Confederacy of Dunces, anyone? And BTW, YOU SHOULD read Gravity’s Rainbow.

I’m disappointed: I came here for “extra foreskin” jokes, and not a ONE!

Like they used to say about Moshe Dayan, he’s keeping an eye out for us all!

Oh, you’re going to go home alright, kid: In a pine box. Go meet Jeezus! Head for the light!

I dunno....I’d watch Jean Smart read the phone book! And I SOOOO wanted to love that series and just didn’t. It was both too fast and too slow simultaneously, and wastes a LOT of opportunities. I’ll just go back and read the novel. That should be enough time for a good hand-scrub. 

WELL I’M TRYING to play Fortnite, but the damn thing keeps crashing on PC. I think their servers are OL’d and punting people out. 

Ssshhhh...you and your sciencey nonsense....Jeebus will make it OK, and from what the Meskins say, poor pipples is IMMUNE, ah say IMMUNE to the Corona Virus. And they should know, they make the Corona! Theys the ones what invented it!

“side effects, which include: blurred vision, nausea, vomiting, cramps, headache, and diarrhea.” All the same things I experience when I see Trump. Maybe Trump IS the Coronavirus cure!

Karma is definitely running over their dogma.

Robert Fripp IS my personal Jesus.

BTW, here’s a brain melter. Know who was the first to propose a universal basic income in the US? (Or at least the most recent notable?)

But did he reeeaaalllly??? He lies so much, I wouldn’t put it past his fucking HEMOGLOBIN to lie!

The last time I heard ‘satanic pregnancy’ was in a promo for “Rosemary’s Baby” in 1968! 

The Gloy of God, huh? Well, yeah. I know myself not a day goes by when I don’t think “I need more gloy in my life. I don’t really know what that is, but damn it, I WANT it!”

Crack pipe 4sure, BUT, my only issue with this thing is that with my luck, I’d be at a light with some twat in Ferrari or worse yet, a Mustang GT, and get smoked. The embarrassment of being ‘that guy in the Lambo who can’t drive it’ would be too much to bear.

I thought the same thing. I saw a 5-year old RS6 in Germany for 25,000 Euros. Worth a trip to the Fatherland for a test drive vacation and an import.