In other words: “KARDASHIAN 2020!”

Y’know, I see Blac Chyna (only here...never seen her anywhere else) and all I can think of is

If we were to crowdfund, could we get CBS to just cancel that shit altogether? Mind you, there’s a lot of dross beside it.

If we were to crowdfund, could we get CBS to just cancel that shit altogether? Mind you, there’s a lot of dross beside it.

Someone needs to familiarize him with Cognative Dissonance, but then you’d have to teach him history, disabuse him of the fact that the earth is only 6,000 years old....meh. Too much work. Ya can’t fix stupidity on THAT scale.

Love how he’s just sitting there like there are no G forces at all, then heads into the water...no head rest! Well, that’s what happens when you’re just a supermarionette.

Wasn’t there a ‘Hot Wheels” of this? And I agree. Rather have the Deora.

Exactly, because Gob knows the problem on the highways is TRUCKS GOING TOO SLOW!!!

“a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.”

WHALE ON THE BEACH! WHALE ON THE BEACH!

You know what would be terrific? If he were to go on a hunting/fishing trip and die from monoxide poisoning from one of those dodgy space-heaters they always use in the cabins. Happened to a local fuckwit with a similar bent and the irony was delicious!

I thought that was an antique ninja throwing star at first...

Less than a week after the recall, the dealer called ME (3 years after the fact) sent a flat-deck up from Kelowna, took it down, did the service, brought it back, no charge. Now THAT’S customer service. How’s that BimWhacker workin’ out for you?

Should’ve gotten an Audi.

Did mine on my Ridgeline. Three months later, ANOTHER notice: This time for the Passenger side! (Did that one too.) Wifey isn’t too impressed that I now call that ‘truck’ the Decapinator 9000. What next, Honda? Building new ways to kill you since 1945.

LOL, must be the weekend for this kind of thing: Just bought a new Weber G2LX for under a grand. Lowes screwed up the price in the flyer. Wifey and I were the first ones in the door Thursday morning after we saw the flyer, knowing the price was waaaay wrong. They sold us the grill, but we’re the only ones getting that…

She will if she ever extricates herself from Simon Cowell. Her last two albums have SUUUUUCKED!

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“Greta Van Susteren and MSNBC have parted ways.”

Exactly! Does this mean Netflix doesn’t consider something a success unless you binge-watch it the first week out? I mean, isn’t that kind of contrary to their model?