Sadly, I know a guy who would TOTALLY buy this were it not for the fact that he’s blowing his brains out building a house right now.

There must be a new franchise going around, because these be poppin’ up all OVER the place!

“And then to cap the climax, I was strolling down the line
When someone shouted, “Fellas, hey! Come on and pipe the Shine!”
But I don’t care a bit
Here’s how I figure it

Any room Twitler is in has a corner by definition. It’s an alternative fact.

EDITED FROM THE TAPE: “...and as long as I’m on my way out of here, SHOW US YOUR TAX RETURNS YOU ORANGE FUCK! Did you get that? Sound guy, did you get that?”

*Bonk!*

Forth Worth? What about Back Worth and all the other little Worths, are they now Worth less?

I would love to have a shrink’s opinion on this guy. Notice his affect? Notice that he’s always peering out from under his own brow? Something is desperately not right with this guy. I’m talking Jeffrey Daumer not right. His opinions (I won’t call it politics, because it isn’t: it’s just his opinion.) are one thing,…

I feel like that bottom GIF is my entire life right now....

My wife always says “Let me know if there’s anything I can take off your list.” So I do. “Honey, if you could cycle the laundry, that’d be great.”

I was going to say “See? There really IS an upside.”

Being a Citroen, it wasn’t so much bolted on as given a stern talking to and told to stay put. Plus they probably used a croissant wrench to tighten the bolts.

1) America had no understanding of the country, it’s people, it’s history, it’s political or religious culture before GW McBombypants decided it needed to be freedomier.

Agreed on that: For instance, I guessed that Hannity would be the first to be accused of harassment. I thought O’Reilly would be further down the list.

I disagree. I know people need to eat, however if you examine her CV, she is the walking embodiment of a Fox commentator. No one deserves to be assaulted or harassed at work in any way shape or form, however don’t walk into a lions den and expect to come out without a scrape, especially when it is WELL KNOWN what kind…

Oh my God....you are so fucking stunned. People like you are why we can’t have nice things. Change your name to Neon Fuckwit for more truth in advertising.

If there aren’t enough predators, they get hella out of hand because they breed faster than rabbits. They destroyed an entire neighbourhood’s underground cable TV system in one place I used to live because they LOVE chewing on wires for some reason.

Don’t forget ‘Animal Lover’.

A representative for Prairie Dog Daily indicated that retribution would be at hand. When asked if this was advisable, the representative replied “Clearly they’ve never taken a shot at Greg. They don’t know how much fun it is.”