I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t drink and doesn’t like animals. So.....

Had one years ago. A total hangar queen. NOBODY could get the carb right, and it was a total crap shoot as to whether it would start on any particular day. To ziz caer, I zay, “Burn it wis fi-er.”

Now now...don’t go all cultural appropriation on us...

Oh honey, it was WAY before that....

Stand your ground, lil’ buckarooo! Don’t cave to Big Tie!

Don’t know what happened there, but, it was SUPPOSED to be “could snap him in half like a twig...”

Most of the Polish women I know would snap in half like a twig while doing calculus in their heads.

Sadly, I think you can just put this on auto-loop for the next 4 years.

“Dear God, why couldn’t you have taken this asshole instead of my husband?”

Would you like us (Canada) to take care of this for you? It’ll cost you, but it won’t break you.

I kind of like BOTH opinions: I’m with you, in that Levis QC blows, but I have NO idea of the difference between the styles, and my local stores are ZERO help, so it’s nice to see the difference in the models. But you’re right, something other than Levis would be good. Lucky? We don’t have those. Never heard of them…

I kind of like BOTH opinions: I’m with you, in that Levis QC blows, but I have NO idea of the difference between the…

2003 Audi Allroad...over time the red LEDs by the clock have gibbled and give me odd dates, but the WEIRD one is a light that’s always on to the left of the display that looks like a radio tower with waves coming off it. Like the WiFi symbol on a laptop keyboard. No one has been able to tell me what it means, how to…

LOVE your handle.

Ever look at a Volvo with the dash off? MILES of wires and solenoids, relays, fuses....an electrical nightmare.

“Hello, Columbia House?....”

1) “But we’re WHITE!” Norton said after sentencing.

I couldn’t stand watching Planet Of The Apes movies. (the newer ones). The allegory of privilege abusing the disenfranchised was just too close. When a trailer came on, I’d say “I hope this time the fucking apes win.” and my wife would look at me oddly. I wish Harambe had had a gun. I wish Gustavito’s keepers had…

Was it just me, or did last night’s awards seem really lacklustre? The opening and music choices clanged, Kimmel was good, but the rest of it just seemed really amateur night.

That’s nothing: Did you hear what happened at the Swedish film awards? SWEDEN! Who’d have thought SWEDEN!

Despite the butt-hurt of Ellison’s supporters, I have to say that there is a LOT of baggage on Ellison, and there has to be some distance to appeal to the mainstream of American voters, especially because almost half of the voters from the last election specifically put an anti-Islam ideologue in power. Suddenly…