30 minutes or she’s free...

Disagree: LongWalkOffAShortPiers Morgan is the personification of mental illness. The fact that he won Trumpsterfire’s Apprentice is his qualification.

So will Husqvarna and Jonsered, and a LOT cheaper too.

Long live the McGarrigle/Wainwrights, in whatever form. There isn’t one of them that doesn’t have more raw talent in their little finger than most of us will ever have anywhere at any time. They are a goddamn national treasure.

HamNo, you’re preaching to the choir. Get this piece on Breitbart and it’s worth the electrons it’s printed on.

Getting ready for the juntas overthrow of Cheeto Voldemort.

This is what it would sound like in Donald’s head if a sane person were to talk to him: “Woof woof woof Donald woof woof woof woof Donald woof woof woof boobies woof woof Donald wooof woooooooofff....”

“Yes, I know. They were delicious. And by the way, you know where baby OIL comes from, right?”

“Team Devil!”

I have no problem with using religulous manipulation: It’s been used on me and the rest of us long enough. Time to hand some of their own back.

The only way to win a rigged game is to use the rigger’s rules against them. That’s where the Satanists come in. Agreed, I’d like to use reason, but when they start bringing Gob into the argument, there’s no winning. The only way to do it is to bring a Gob of your own.

...like the boss.

Does it not look like her face is:
1) melting?
2) showing signs of a stroke?
3) trying to get away from the rest of her?
4) threatening to reveal her as an alien lizard...person?
5) something else we can’t even believe?

Know what I’d love to see? (Well, yeah, of COURSE, that, but as well) A Trump rally where everyone just turns their backs on him in silence. Just, you know, go to one of these Nuremberg-style rallies and stand there with your back to him, not sayin’ nothing.

Well hey! He’s busy defrauding making America Great Again! He’s only got so much time for this running the country crap.

Let’s ask the real authority: Charlie???

Well, between this and the return of Twin Peaks, I will proudly return to the weird twisted little fucker persona my friends all know and despise.

I don’t do pickles and dijon, but mayo on the outside, MIRACLE WHIP in the inside (just a skosh) and some very thinly sliced Vidalia onion. MMMM-MMMM!

If the Hamilton Electors get their way, the reasonable republican to replace Trumplestiltskin could be Jeb Bush. To promote the concept, I recommend we at least temporarily rename pizza BUSH. Hence, I think in support, we should all eat bush.

OK, let’s get one thing straight: This is not an Estate Wagon or a Station Wagon or anything of the kind. There isn’t enough room in the back to put ANYTHING other than some golf clubs or a couple of bags without putting the seats down. A proper wagon, IMHO, is when you have a lot of room in the back WITH the back…