Even a Chicago Cub...

Check out the last election if you want a refresher on ‘batshit insane’.

I refer to her as Death-Cult Barbie.

Round up the usual suspects.

How do you know? Maybe his peen HAS gotten larger.

In related news, the sun came up in the east today, AND it’s expected to set in the west. Furthermore, sources tell us it will happen tonight!

Here’s a fact that’s ALSO an opinion, so it fits in her wheelhouse. I can’t stand the fact that CNN keeps giving these people air time and playing to a false-equivalency.

Spayed Cooley?

Twats like this should be charged with the cost of the recovery, as well. This was deliberate, and the cost of all those firefighters and ambulances...he should be paying for that, road repair....tax him into the ground.

Of COURSE Barron isn’t autistic; his DAD on the other hand.....

Well, not pure evil, but surely pure evil adjacent.

Considering his propensity for non-arms-length transactions at his current job, I expect he’s going to fit in just fine with Cheeto Voldemort and his merry gang of thieves and nitwits. Look how happy Death-Cult Barbie is with him.

General surgeons have a joke about orthopods. They call it The 300 Rule: Any combination of weight and IQ that gets you to 300 and you’re an orthopod. Alluding to the concept that there’s little artistry in orthopaedic surgery. It’s the equivalent of owning a chop-saw and calling yourself a carpenter.

Nope. Not at all.

Yes, but reusable bags are obviously her trigger.

Yeah, but it’s the first time Trumplestiltskin’s had his chain yanked this viciously. Imagine...(sorry, had to wipe the drool off the keyboard) IMAGINE if the election were overturned. (Wow, I could barely type that.)
“Oh, no, so sorry, Donald: Back to the Shithole In The Sky for you... we have a NEW tenant in mind for…

It’s the gyp that keeps on gypping.

Think we could get away with just shooting his knees off?

Cotton Hill...I KNEW that motherfucker looked familiar.....

There are so many ways he wins with this: The Trump Tower (now officially known as “The Shithole In The Sky”) gains noteriety and a 4-year lease on gob-knows how many square feet of New Yawk real estate, he can write off his place as an official residence, and to top it all off, he can piss on New Yorkers who came out…