I’ve been thinking about Mook.

“serious lapse in judgment”+ CNN = Just another day at the office.

He’s thinking of how he used to donkey-punch co-eds in the back seat of his Rambler when he went to JebusLubs-U back in the day. Remember, when he was a member of the Children Of The Corn?

Well of course not, it’s women’s work after all. They’re just there for the pussy-grabbing. BTW, how did THAT go over on CBN?

Oh man...hot wasabi up the nose.....

Where was Ryan Lochte???

YAAAYYY! WOOOO! YAYYYYYY>>.... I mean, oh, that’s too bad.....

The one Odi-plex in my town has reserved seating. All seats are reserved for squalling children and HD-ADD adults who can’t stop rummaging around the Nibs bag for that one, different, singular Nib...

THEY’RE THE SAME!!!! THEY’RE ALL THE FUCKING SAME!!! JUST TAKE ONE AND STOP ACTING LIKE A FUCKING GERBIL MAKING HER NEST…

I want Dolby to come out with T-H-SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Ideally, there’d be a cell-phone neutralizer and a noise-cancelling system that suppresses human voices in two stages. Stage one is to electro-acoustically cancel out voices. Stage 2 is for when that doesn’t work. A cattle-prod-like device that deploys sharply and…

“Although the original creators may have intended Wonder Woman to represent a strong and independent ‘warrior’ woman with a feminist message, the reality is that the character’s current iteration is that of a large breasted, white woman of impossible proportions, scantily clad in a shimmery, thigh-baring body suit…

Goddamnit, THIS! THIS is why we can’t have nice things!!!

...and you’re buying tickets/paying taxes on a stadium/underwriting their federal tax breaks/watching them on TV...my point being: There’s enough to go around.

...and furthermore, we refuse to eat your tax-break Ambrosia Salad unless you give us the giant-sized bowl for free, and actually PAY us to take it.

I’d give him all that, but not the charity. That goes to a pattern and his business practices, and looks directly relevant to me.

Family Feud.

Germans call them pullovers. But they loooove David Hasselhoff, so....

Oh please....patronizing my ass. Get over yourself.

“Many people say I have the best jokes, many many people. I have all the best jokes, folks, and..and I can’t even tell you some of the REALLY good ones because you might have a medical problem, I dunno, and then they’d blame that on me too, so I’ll just say I have all the best jokes...got them from my friend Billy,…

Sean Hannity is not many, unless you count all the voices in his head separately. Also, what do you mean secretly? Woman, I’ll say it to yo’ face!

I think this is why we haven’t seen Bobby Moynahan do “Drunk Uncle” or “Second Hand News” for a while...Trump has stolen his bit, blending the characters into one big mutant bloviating Cheeto.