Timothy Spall.

“Vagina-Americans Unite!”

Clinty McClintface!

It’s OK...go have a quick look at her positions on some stuff and it’ll wear off.

I’m SO torn after the last debate. I must have gone through a half bottle of Tums. I didn’t think he’d even show up, and after the ‘you’d be in jail’ thing, I expected someone to call a halt to the whole thing.

Me too. It was just 24-7 Hannity insanity from people I thought were reasonable like-minded friends. B’uh-bye FB...hello productivity!

I don’t think America truly understands how much this election is scaring the be-jayzus out of the rest of the world. If it wasn’t for FiveThirtyEight.com, I’m be in Code Brown about 80% of the time, and I’d not be alone. It’s not what Cheeto Voldemort might do, it’s what will happen to the rest of the planet trying…

...and yet all the rest of this guy’s gene-pool is out there running around eligible to VOTE for Cheeto Voldemort.

“It’s OK, Billy” said Cheeto Voldemort. “You can come be my Vice President. And we can grab all the pussy we want!”

Now the rainman gave me two cures
Then he said, “Jump right in”
The one was Texas medicine
The other was just railroad gin
An’ like a fool I mixed them
An’ it strangled up my mind
An’ now people just get uglier
An’ I have no sense of time

One word: Florida.

I am so sick of these smug motherfuckers failing UP! Pay ME $10 Million to not do the Today show! Hell, I’ll settle for 5! Is THIS how America became great? AND you know what, the entire fucking Bush-league petrie dish microcosm did it the same way! How do you fail up by being the goddamn PRESIDENT??? TWICE in the…

Can they not be overridden on this? I mean, dereliction of duty, impeachment, recall....there has to be some mechanism to FORCE them to do their job? Garnishee their pay? Change the locks on the toilets?

Well, Arizona..hare-brained...(“It came from Abbey someone.” “Abbey? Abbey who?” “Abbey...normal I think the name was...”)

OMG...gotta go call my bank. Found an ‘07 S6 wagon V10 for $25K.

Step one in the negotiators playbook: Put a name on the hostage. Smart thinking from the writer. Obviously these bunny-brains doing the calling think it’s just a pile of bricks. Putting names and faces on things humanizes them and may just give them that split-second pause...that allows the victims to get out of the…

Vis. Trump’s “The Election is rigged” mythos.

The old “you’re making the pilot uncomfortable’ nonsense. As I’ve said elsewhere, I’M uncomfortable with the pilot and crew in the lounge knocking back G&Ts like Tic-Tacs. Buddy should be posting his blood-alcohol on a board by the jetway.

Do they need money? Is there a gofundme or something? Because I’d kick in $20.

At what point in your life (and I’m an old white male, so obviously, I can’t totally relate. Sorry.) do you not just go “I want your name and that of your supervisor. Now.”