My older sister (12 years older) did that to me for about 40 years. I’m not a doctor, but I work in medicine and am generally well-known in the local hospitals. She’s from out of town. WAY out of town. As the family were trying to decide on a course of action for our father who had just had a stroke, I made a…

As you point out in the article, he does say THEY. You should change the headline.

Someone should copyright that phrase so every time one of these shitheads uses it, a dem congressional or senate canditate gets some cash.

Two words: Rising damp. Endemic to all English houses over 40 years old and totally unrepairable.

Nice to have a politician in your pocket: “Oh, I accidentally committed bigamy. Could you pass a law on that for me?”
Wonder what Hodges got paid for that one?

American Taliban.

Yeah, we’re always bringing guts to a ball fight...or something like that.

I’ve always thought this, too, and wondered why they needed that many thousand pages for “Do what a priest tells you to, God is always pissed but he loves you in the drunken-abusive-father kind of way, and the Women, Jews and anyone who isn’t the same as you are all evil and should be killed.”

Funny, I don’t remember prayer being an answer to anything in my micro or macro econ classes. Don’t remember Piketty mentioning it either. Bernencke, though.....

I’ve been a Lee Kum Kee fan since I found their char siu sauce, which is a TOTAL go-to for pork. I thin it with a couple of tablespoons boiling water then marinate overnight. I’m allergic to shellfish, so I have to be careful about the oyster sauce. Fortunately, LKK us relatively easy to find up here, but the porcini…

10-4 on the shallots and Porcini powder. My best steak recipe is marinated in it; I never tell anyone what it is, but my steaks bring EVERYBODY to the yard!

What have you got against lakes???

The thought of worse October Surprises to come led my wife to say “What? What more can there be? A Trump Sex Tape?”
And I woofed a little in my mouth, because it is an image unbidden that you cannot unsee, despite never having seen it.

I think what’s finally happened (and we might find out for sure next week on The Circus) is that everyone has just said ‘fuck it, let him go’, because they’re all looking for book and movie deals about what it was like to be on the inside of one of the great stories of American Hubris (in Trump’s case read “Good Old…

That picture really makes him look like GW in his younger years. You know, before the sickening realization of what an asshole he truly is and Chainey’s Jeezus Juice got to him.

Yes, yes, pussy-grabbing wrong, got it...but DID she let him take her furniture shopping? Well? WELL??????

Yowch. I did take a 10-year break. My wife was the one who started me back communicating with my parents. When my dad died, I kind of regretted all that time in silence, but realized that I really needed that time to be TOTALLY away from them to even know who I was.

Isn’t that kind of the job description for MIL? My MOTHER, for fuck’s sake, is the northwest distributor for Crazypants. She’s not even my MIL, she’s my MOM. My 84-year old MIL died of Alzheimers, and SHE was brighter than my mom. So, take heart: You too will one day resemble this cast of characters!

Scottie Neil? Daddy wanted a boy.....

He looks fine. If they removed molars, they’re longer than regular teeth and where a lot of calculus builds up, but it can make a side of lip seem to sink in a bit until his tongue and mouth adjust.