You can thank Target for their excellent stock of Lego sets.

They wanted to make sure that no vampires roosted there. They tend to skew scientific research.

I know where he got the bodies.

I feel like closing your eyes isn't the same thing, since your brain is aware that your eyes are closed. The fun of this is the fact that your eyes are open, but you're not seeing anything. I like to think there's a big difference between the two.

While the image is fitting, the promotion is more for your profile image. It should be a good series, with the Rangers going home.

Now we are so happy, we do the dance of joy!

Well then I guess it's a good thing no one is putting a gun to your head and forcing you to play.

Chopsticks couldn't be any easier to use. Besides, for those who are coordinationally challenged, restaurants provide chopsticks held together with rubber bands.

My friend lives in Largo. Are there any around there? If so, I would love to try them.

Bad pizza is nearly impossible? Have you tried pizzeria "pizza" in Florida? There's a reason I'll only eat Pizza Hut when I'm down there, if we're getting pizza. Then again, I live just outside NYC, so I'm pretty spoiled.

Well that's because most Disney movies, and Pixar, should be owned. Especially the classics.

Righties do that out of pure jealousy. They know that us lefties are better than they are so making jokes makes them feel better.

Here I thought this was a challenge I could submit for. I thought it was just submit photos of your tattoos. Talk about disappointment.

Issue more bonds. Someone will buy them.

Well this will be something to keep in mind, since I just sort of started seeing someone. I always try to be an eloquent speaker, so hopefully I use my pronouns properly. Even when texting I always form proper sentences and use correct grammar.

An oldie, but definitely a goody.

Why exactly wouldn't I want my bedroom to smell like a barbecue pit? I would think the smell would induce heavenly dreams.

It's interesting that you can understand why you would take an anti-depressant, and yet your arguments against a "marriage pill" are the same ones that many people use against anti-depressant.

A tiny leak? You mean like the door being ripped off?

Well, before he dumped her for another woman, the dude got a little too aggressive while being a cunning linguist. Really, she was just making sure he couldn't do that to anyone else.