I know what to do if I get pulled over for drunk driving.

I wish we could do something just for the good of the people. I hate the fact that we only intervene when there's something in it for us.

But of course. I was glad when they gave us the ability to put the Beta tag back on Gmail. It felt like an incomplete design without it.

*puts on tin-foil hat* There's no way an accident like that would happen. There's no oil over there. *removes tin-foil hat*

I think you meant the privates industry is what drives all innovation.

What on Earth are you talking about? Google never releases beta versions.

Which really, is indistinguishable from magic, so I say Gandalf.

Not to mention, I highly doubt they said: "Well, since the F-35 is stealth, we don't need chaff or flares. That would be a waste of money that could be better spent on Colombian prostitutes."

I just signed into my SkyDrive account and uploaded a single photo today, just to make sure I was able to keep my 25GB. The reason they didn't mention this in the comparison though, is because new SkyDrive users only get the 7GB for free.

Not sure where in the tr-state you are, but I would be ok if it took out Jersey. Just please give the Giants and Devils time to build a venue here in NY.

So what you're saying is that India buys its Spam from Hawaii? Considering that all Spam is made from non-cows.

#COTD

What's wrong with vegans? They seem like perfectly nice people to me.

Or at least cause a few of them to have heart attacks. It sounds like a win-win to me.

If you need a safe way to harness up an intern, might I recommend a staff meeting over on Fleshbot?

I think your plan for your song is great, except for signing with a major label. I've discovered a bunch of new bands lately, and I have acquired their entire discographies. I'm aware of the limited profit they would've make, thanks to the labels. However, I've also gone to a huge number of shows recently, some of…

Here's hoping you get to see something.

I'm just outside NYC, and our forecast is rain and storms tomorrow through Monday. I wonder how the Chinese are doing with their weather control...

Not only would I pay to see this in theaters, but I would even pay extra if the only way to see it was in 3D. And I hate 3D!

Darren Aronofsky.