Smartphones. During the World Cup I was watching one of the matches on my HTC One (M7), and I stopped to marvel at what I was doing: watching the biggest sporting event of the year, in HD, on my cell phone.

I'm glad to see that lefty scissors are not considered evolutionary.

I'm glad I'm not the only one who heard that. Although to me it sounded like she was threatening to put her baby "in a turd".

You are 100% right! That baby should've done its flips and landed as an 18 year old that I can legally kick out of the house. "It's been fun!"

That's not possible! FIFA even has a commercial advertising that they fight match manipulation.

My print for next week:

Too bad he tweeted today at 2:24 PM instead of 4:11 PM. That would've taken it to another level.

There was concern that this would dim the spotlight on our official muffin, the apple muffin. Then again, it was also questioned whether or not yogurt counts as a snack since some of us eat it for breakfast.

This is definitely faster than the alternative.

Well you know what they say: People in glass houses sink ships.

"I think I just got a potion." You mean the MAGICAL CLOCK?!?

You wouldn't by any chance have any Animal Crackers, would you? I'm suddenly feeling a bit peckish.

PS4 you say? And here I am playing Final Fantasy Adventure trying to decide if I should go continue with the Mana series, or next play The Final Fantasy Legend and go the SaGa series route.

Didn't they already try this?

Fictional or not, does he really deserve to be so famous just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at him?

The question wasn't about being the worst though, just the most famous. While I understand the population differences between Alexander's time and Hitler's time, Hitler has been infamous for less than 100 years. There's been over 2,000 years worth of people who can study or even just know who Alexander the great is.

You're doing it wrong. When the green fuzzies start growing, you bake a cake with the butter. The green fuzzies are edible decorations.

Breaking news: Babies celebrate news of declining dingo populations.

You know what grinds my gears? I pay for Hulu+ and shows have commercials. But I can go to the channel's website, not pay anything, and watch the shows without commercial interruption. If it wasn't for the Criterion Collection, I would cancel my Hulu+ subscription.