Holy shit, that’s what’s going on here? 

“Metal Gear Solid V — It is very strange for me that this game would become my most played Metal Gear”

I guess it was, at one point, Picross DS. But then when the 3DS Picross games weirdly cut down on puzzle complexity, 3D Picross 2 became my new go-to.

“Nothing since has come close to recreating Burnout Paradise’s joy.”

FFXV could’ve had a much better literally everything.

PC? Hello?

You’ve been crying about my criticism of a shitty video game for over a week now. Did it give you permanent brain damage?

For a long time, I would say VI is the best.

“the level of detail this game took with its storytelling is unsurpassed.”

I’m one of the few people who liked ACIII, and I hated Vinland.

The other two endings are more engaging, but one involves hunting down certain . . . boss figures . . . which is quite enjoyable.

45 hours? You must be misremembering. That game took no more than 30.

Does this butthurt have an end, or is it just endless butthurt? Do you need some therapy?

My impression of Kiwami 1 is that they took this bare-bones game and tried to flesh it out with side stories and activities, which have populated most of the series. I cannot say for sure that there were no side stories and activities in the original game (I did play it . . . 15 years ago . . .), but as I’m playing Y3…

I think you’re confusing the original complaint and what I replied with. He was complaining about load times, the length of loading, as opposed to loading at all. You’re talking about the absence of interiors needing to load at all. 

Try playing for more than 30 minutes.

I also want to add that until Kiwami 2 (I’ve completed only 0, Kiwami 1, and Kiwami 2), I wasn’t really a fan of the fighting systems. They’re not bad, but they’re JUST good enough not to be boring. But Kiwami 2's fighting was legitimately fun and engaging. So even though I have to slog it out with the antiquated…

“What I hope to god is that the remasters cut down on load times.”

It’s kind of funny that the game actually provides the opposite of what you describe. It almost forces you to abandon the main story and indulge in the side content. It doesn’t literally do this, but it’s the best way to play the game. Just get past the first chapter, bro.

“then I’ll be done. I will have done it. The monster will be slain and the victory fanfare will play.”