I imagine that the death-by-1000-cruelties method is that which keeps him interested in the job. Whenever his interest starts flagging, his advisers remind him that disabled children are about to have their adaptive aid budget gutted, or that nobody will be around to investigative sexual harassment, or that…

“That’s the unfortunate thing about these brawls you have,” manager Bruce Bochy said. “Guys are running in and trying to break it up and here he gets hurt trying to break things up, so he’s down for a while ...

Is 2017 the year Deadspin writes nice articles about the Cardinals or something? I do not like this new Deadspin.

Mark Wahlberg in:

I get what you’re saying, but I would say if your behavior is so boorish that security has to come over to you four times — and ultimately kick you out even though you’re the coach’s wife — then yes, you have to live with people showing your boorishness.

Properly uses all caps, +1

INTERNATIONAL IS JUST A FANCY WORD FOR IMMIGRANT. THEY KNOW KRAFT IS FRIEND WITH TRUMP AND THAT BRADY VOTE FOR TRUMP. THE IMMIGRANT MEDIA TOOK HIS JERSEY. DON’T BE FOOLED BY LIBTARD LIES

Thank God the FBI was able to solve this crime.

Webber tried to take a timeout to complain about the call.

Nobody’s equating those two things, but you.

12 teams, 12 players, so 144 total athletes. 2% of 144 is 3.

Or in an equally idiotic assumption, she innocently but firmly rebuffed their non-stop wolf-like sexual advances as they constantly eye-raped her in the showers. See how dumb it sounds when you make idiotic assumptions?

Oh for fuck’s sake. There’s no need for them to experiment with ANYTHING. I used to work at a Division II school, and the switch to quarters in the women’s game was a fucking godsend. It speeds shit up, eliminates those interminable media timeouts AND it gets coaches to stop bitching about calls incessantly because…

That’s code for; “I might not completely agree with him, but thank God he’s doing something about all these brown people.”

“I haven’t paid much attention. I’m just a positive person.”

He also alleged that Barkley can’t walk away from the TV job for...some reason (probably unrelated to gambling losses): “I know he wanted to retire a long time ago, but he can’t...He’s stuck up on that stage every week.”

Explosive Diarrhea is a much better scenario I believe. One) you get to sit down instead of kneeling and two) you don’t have to put your face in the toilet.

It’s definitely got a bit of Vomit vs. Explosive Diarrhea going on

Duke vs Notre Dame is one of those Stalin/Hitler things huh

The announcers tiptoeing around this elephant or awkwardly discussing it is going to be worth ignoring whatever holiday bullshit is going on around me.