#9. Last three words. Over and over and over. It’d be simple to spread out the lighter league schedule over the broadcast networks to have it on every fucking night like it already is. But less games = less money. It’s the Jerry Maguire paradox.

All of this.

Women’s NCAA has that. Men’s are a bunch of holdouts for no damn good reason. (except, of course, the reason of all the old timey white guy coaches who run everything)

Absolute. Fucking. Perfection. Haven’t seen it said this way yet, but yes.

“RULING: When an obvious timing mistake has occurred because of failure to start or stop the game clock properly, the mistake shall be corrected only when the referee has definite information relative to the time involved. The officials have definite information that the game clock did not start. When a monitor is…

Oh fuck’s sake. No, he’s not pretending Harper’s talking to anyone else. He’s doing what everyone on these boards constantly berates umpires for not doing every single time they get vitriol spewed at them for trying to do their jobs and enforce the rules they’re graded on on a every single instance by every single…

“There is a lot of anecdotal evidence of the impact of microtraumas and football players and the empirical data that finally exists seems to support the anecdotes.” From the first 6 words of this, I was reading the sentence in Will Farrell’s voice from the debate scene in Old School.

Mmmmm. Emasculation and sexism are so hot right now.

Nope. He threw the glove. Watch in slow motion. Nearly impossible call to make in real time, though. (Costas said later that part of the play isn’t reviewable - and it’s apparently not. http://m.mlb.com/official_rules…)