This is a smart decision. He’ll get to play against arguably better overall competition in a league whose structure and approach to games is more similar to the NBA.

Was the “power struggle” a staring contest?

He flinched, he has to marry his mom.

The ball going into the basket was quite a process.

“Just switch to paste, like I did” - Eli Manning.

[with a megaphone, from the top of the highest building] GET FUCKED, TERFS!!!

I think history stands as saying Pulp fiction was one of the most important and best movies of the 90's...so I’m pretty sure it’s still fine with this win.

Burneko’s point is that sloppy writing and rushed storytelling have ruined our ability to judge the characters.

I am SO GODDAMN OUTRAGED that I basically agree with most of this and don’t have a chance to write a sarcastic spittle-flecked list of all my problems with it.

I cannot believe Ecclesiastical Denzel Washington was knocked out by the 9th grade locker room joke that is Chastity Gooch-Fant. You all should be ashamed of yourselves.

The Tick is awesome and AV Club shouldn’t have given its second season the short shrift.

Joe Rogan and Sam Harris are still out there giving racists and alt-righters plenty of airtime, so these certainly can’t be the worst.

At the risk of derailing the thread before it starts: Lost.

ALL YA GOTTA KNOW IS THAT THE NAME OF THE SHOW IS BLANK CHECK

No, I’m pretty sure the real monster was the friends we made along the way.

yeah well, at least these Jet updates won’t kill anybody

I feel like Jizyah Shorts is the Duke of 2019, but I’m still pulling for them.

expecting a Precious Orji - Jizyah Shorts final

Listen, I was 9 when the Tim Burton Batman came out too, but I try not to let it back me into bonkers takes like “Jack Nicolson was a better Joker than Heath Ledger.”