You’re a conspiracy theorist.

And Michigan State certainly deserves credit

This would’ve all been a lot funnier if the KFC DJ set had actually been good...

SI’s pathetic stunt to increase brand awareness better not compromise the integrity of the Swimsuit Issue.

Two teams I loathe - the Steelers and the Giants - are self-immolating for the dumbest of reasons, while at least one team I wish nothing but the best for - the Browns - is on the upswing? This is so delicious, it has to be fattening.

Bills fans this morning are destroying property, calling Brown racial slurs and drunkenly getting into fistfights so, you know, you can just imagine how they’ll react when they hear about this.

Flubbed the landing there. Should have concluded with “the only person who got nailed that night was on-screen.”

Isn’t that a weird thing to think, though? You’re not obligated to listen to their new stuff. Plenty of people break up with bands (I’m sort of pathologically difficult about it, especially if it’s someone I’ve been listening to for 10+ years, nevermind 20+, but the numbers indicate plenty of people do not have my…

There’s an apocryphal story about the Winklevoss twins that they would park their Range Rover anywhere they pleased at Harvard and incur the tickets. To them, that was simply the cost to park there, the way someone pays a meter. The rich cannot be shamed.

As a wise man once said “Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I won’t eat the filthy mutherfucker.”

I’ve definitely been in relationships where sitting in a restaurant was the best part of an evening. Sometimes its because a restaurant is great and the relationship merely mediocre (especially if you forgot to break up before the holidays and are now in the obligatory wait until V-day is over ~ don’t get trapped,…

This needs to be the back cover of the NY Post, but it won’t so glory to you here

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I’ve got a feeling that line is going to be showing up in the stands of quite a few away games. Some fans can be quite creative.

They were given no days off,

“See, this is why I stay a virgin.” — Mark Davis

It sounds like you’re watching The Expanse.

Alan Moore’s Providence does a — pardon the pun — stellar job of conveying the awesome, incomprehensible bigness of the genre — both visually and psychologically. No minor feat. 

Simmons a few months ago: The NBA was built on superteams, dynasties are great for the league!

I’m of two minds on this. My initial instinct is to agree with you that the art itself should be considered, not the source of it’s creation.