Would someone kindly contact the veterinary clinic and let them know this internet rando says they’re doing it wrong?

Because I have never seen Game of Thrones, he’s still top of *my* list.

Fixed! 

The biggest tragedy in all of this is that they probably won’t be able to find another white heterosexual ivy league finance bro to take Taubman’s place.

If you extended these to 2 hours I would quit my job to watch them.

Jameis said the craziest thing about playing in London is that you assault Uber drivers on the other side of the road!

Tough to be an MLB pitching coach when you refuse to work with lefties.

Miller’s one of those people that shit his bed so hard on 9/11 that he lost his mind.

I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns. 

Wheeled Warriors is under-appreciated. It had so much going for it:

Did the cartoon ever do an origin story on Inspector Gadget? Did he have some disfiguring accident and then had an operation to save his life like the 6 Million Dollar Man? Also he’s supposed to be a cyborg but I don’t think there’s any part of him that’s not made of metal. What part of him is human? These questions…

I absolutely believe that the distinction between high and low culture is arbitrary and stupid, and trying to find the line between “cinema” and “movies” is also fruitless. All that said, in 60 years people will be as likely to watch Ant Man and the Wasp as you are to watch Abbot and Costello Meet The Mummy.

Posted this on a similar story.  People need to understand this in their bones.

What is with the defeatist tone of this article? A person required to play quarterback for the Jets *wants* to continue to live, which is undeniable progress. 

Counterpoint! It was absolutely perfect. This is a fairly trite comparison at this point, but explaining why it felt so wonderful feels like trying to describe a dream. (That smoking scene deserves an award for body language choreography!) There was a Sunday night in 2017 where I was watching TV and saw both a flying…

It may be nostalgia but I still kinda like Rob Zombie’s music. Its silly but it slaps.

If the US gov’t really did capture some aliens or whatever the fuck, that soup-brained moron would’ve said something about it by now.

Think about this:

I love the idea of, “Let’s combat anti-Nazi imagery with Trump imagery. That’ll show them who the real Nazis are!”

you know what’s a shame is that among the “Chris + Ivy League College” guys, Chris Cornell and Chris Penn are both dead but somehow Chris Brown is not