Wait, have I just missed this whole time that they have stubby little legs??

I used to have a huge crush on Enrique as a teen. And I’m genuinely surprised that he’s still as huge today? Like who would have thunk it, amirite?? All that said - I have seen him in concert as an adult reminiscing on long gone teenage years, and I fucking loved it. He's got charisma like no one else.

Stingrays are oddly cute.

Kids and puppies! The happiest of christmas things!

Ooo. Going to pass this idea along to my local SPCA. Would be a great way to get my kid reading and speaking in front of people. She will do anything for doggies.

There’s a joke to be made about people at Sea World getting tortured in a small glass enclosure, an environment they are not suited to be in, and needing to be released back into the wild, but it’s Monday and I’m tired.

She’s a friend of mine. Who rides.

I didn’t quietly chuckle when I read about that scumbag’s arrest. I cackled so loudly that I woke up my girlfriend and our dogs. My throat still hurts but it was totally worth it.

Christmas came early! Remember friends, every time a Martin Shkreli is arrested an angel gets its wings...an AIDS patient gets their meds...overpriced musical memorabilia isn’t sold to a douchebag.

My friends are starting to have kids and it’s THE BEST. I keep volunteering to babysit and snatching them out of the arms of whoever has them the moment I walk in the room. People think I have baby fever, but I just want to hold all the babies!

Look, she posted this so I’m team Victoria.

you should’ve just heated some liquid thing in the microwave to nuclear-fusion temperature and dumped it on him.

That’s cute. You think your relationship is yours. /s

What's the point of trying to convince couples to marry when they're not ready? That is gross and I don't blame you for getting tired.

Someone I work with is like this. We once had a conversation in which he learned that I’m unmarried, and he grilled me for a solid twenty minutes about why my boyfriend and I aren’t hitched. “We don’t want to right now” was not a satisfactory response. This guy prides himself on “convincing couples to marry”. It was a…

it became a legal issue... This person marries this person, now the lawyers are worried about what happens if that marriage doesn’t work out. ‘They met on your website, so you’re responsible.’ And I’m like, this is ridiculous. It bothered me.”

Not that I’m overly superficial or anything but those dudes’ haircuts should violate the Geneva convention.

In college my roommate and I decided to throw a generalized “winter” party. We cut out paper snowflakes, put Christmas lights everywhere, holiday colored jello shots, etc. We had about 50 people in our tiny apartment, had an awesome party, cops came, people had to leave, yada yada yada...