The main thing I recall about any of these decorating shows is how horribly they decorated and the very ugly colors and pieces. Not everyone wants modern! Not everyone wants uncomfortable furniture! Learn to decorate in more than one style!

I love running and my running partner is my dog. With conflicting schedules I’m figuring out how to let my husband watch the baby while I have some me time. It’s worth it.

I’m ambidextrous and it’s no big deal unless I’m writing with my baby in one arm.

I started taking shits in his house the first month after my husband and I started the mating ritual. However, I cannot with people that loudly belch. If it’s an accident cool. Hanging out with a fellow army wife and one day one of them starts belching like a stag. Ewww. No! I had to stop hanging out with her. Maybe…

I have an amazing tattoo artist. She is in the process of covering up tattoos I got as a teen. No easy task. Do your research love.

Tell us who please!

When he gets back from his mission helping little kids in Haiti I will. :-)

My “cousin”, we’re not even related, looks just like him but has black hair and very blue eyes. Nicest guy you could ever meet.

Boss status!

This! After My baby shower I made my husband sit his happy-go-lucky ass down and help me write every single thank you card. The glee I felt making him do that was unreal.

Thank you. I miss her so much. Thank you for the awesome story!

I keep pestering my grandmother to move out of state and live with us. Her son, my ex stepdad, is a giant asshole that never bothers to call or check in on her. The woman is a saint but I wish she would give up the dream that her son will love her back. Breaks my heart. My mom, we can’t wait to have her and my stepdad…

I second this. I’m half Cherokee and Irish. My mother is full and my father is from Ireland. And I can’t stand when people question my heritage because so many people claim their so and so was a Cherokee princess. Please! *eyes roll so hard they fall out of my* Many of my tribe are lighter skinned, have pixie noses…

The upside down woman I do not understand. It goes in the same way. And the big giant purse? As a woman, I do not understand purses. I really don’t and will never have one. To each their own but everything I need I put in my pockets or my husband’s. What are you carrying in such a large bag? A head?

Luke Evans is too hot. It’s one of the things no matter what I get my way.

Gross. He is slime. My husband has asked me for a threesome and I told we can after I have Luke Evans in my bed for a year. Problem solved.

As a witch I’m just going to say try harder and do your “witch hunt” in an actual logical manner. Do your research. Harm none. Bye Felipe!

Very true. Can’t fix stupid, however.

I agree. As one going to school to be an obgyn I think this is all negligent to say the least. If you want a midwife to deliver it cool I don’t have a problem with that but do it at a hospital so if shit goes south we can handle it. I’m really getting tired of all obgyns are evil and etc. A lot of us are totally fine…

Our dog is a stray we picked up that was emaciated and very shy. He’s still timid around my husband but best dog all around. Goofy looking guy being part German Shepherd and chow. Great with our baby. Only aggressive towards crack heads and strange men. I don’t blame him because I hate tweekers and he has protected me…