I came here looking for tiny penis memes...and said fuck it. Made my own.

If there were any justice this comment would pull you out of the grays. There’s not though so don’t hold out hope.

I was so happy for the guy until I saw this. Fuck Ryan. I hope he fell of the stage afterwards.

Guess who Ryan learned it from

Fuck this guy. Who starts chants for themselves?

Nah. Then I’d have described him as “scrappy.”

And why limit him to Professional Basketball?

This absolutely does not make up for Chris Cornell.

I’m still writing 2016 MLB All-Star Game on my checks!!!

Boy everyone’s sarcasm detector must be off..... notsomethingstructural is a veteran commenter haha

Good Kinja.

But the EMALS!

some asshole

Wally the Green Monster.

Shit, now the Orioles will have to protect their honor by drilling someone on Holbrook’s crew.

I haven’t seen a Frenchman get flanked like that since 1940

All I ever wanted were freaking slopes/ramps (also to not have to unlock everything that’s actually neat.)

No, dude, it was all Lebron. Don’t fool yourself.

Yeah, my dumb mistake. Fixing, thanks

A pat of butter might be better?